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Subjunctive KoL

Welcome to Subjunctive KoL! This site contains as much information as I can gather about the Kingdom of Loathing.

Please be advised that this site contains a large amount of spoiler material. If you wish to avoid seeing excessive spoilers, please navigate carefully.

IMPORTANT NS-13 NOTE: All content on this site should be accurate as of before NS-13. However, NS-13 may cause some of this information to no longer be correct. Unfortunately, I am currently unable to update things, so be aware that there may be inaccuracies here.

Recipe pages

• RecipeList - a list of all foods available in the Kingdom, how to make them, and what they do
• CocktailCrafting - the same for drinks
• SmithingRecipes - ways to make stuff by smithing (or combining)
• SupertinkerRecipes - ways the Supertinker can make stuff for you
• JewelryMaking - ways to make jewelry
• PulverizeGuide - how to smash things for fun and profit

Adventures, quests, and areas

• AdventureSpoiler - information on all the encounters and results possible in each area
• ArenaGuide - a guide to the Arena
• QuestSpoilers - how to do the quests. SPOILERTASTIC!
• AreaRequirements - what you need to be able to get into various areas of the Kingdom
• AreaDifficulty - how tough the various areas of the Kingdom are
• AscensionSpoilers - spoilers for Ascension content
• AscensionStrategy -- a non-spoilery collection of tips and tricks for Ascension
• AscensionChecklist -- things you should remember to do before Ascending
• ShoreAdventures - a list of adventures you can get at the Shore, and the results
• FernswarthysBasement - information on Fernswarthy's Basement
• AstralMushrooms - information on the bizarre trips available from astral mushrooms
• RetiredAdventures - information on adventures which have been removed from the Kingdom for whatever reason

Item pages

• ItemLocations - where to find items that you're looking for
• PurchaseLocations - a list of areas, and what items you can get, without adventuring
• WeaponListByPower - a sortable list of all weapons
• HatListByPower - a sortable list of all hats
• PantsListByPower - a sortable list of all pants
• AccessoryListByName - a sortable list of all accessories
• OffhandItemListByName - a sortable list of all off-hand items
• ShirtListByPower - a sortable list of all shirts
• FamiliarItems - a list of all items that can be used by your familiars
• ItemEffects - a list of the effects of all combat/usable items
• WandEffects - information on using wands
• SnowconeInfo - information about getting and using snowcones
• CandyHearts - information about getting and using candy hearts
• CampgroundItems - a list of all of the things you can have in your campground, and where to get them
• UltraRareItems - information on the six ultra-rare items in the Kingdom
• StarItems - items that can be made out of stars
• PixelItems - items that can be made out of pixels

How to get more

• GetMoreMeat - a guide to getting the most meat out of your adventures
• GetMoreItems - a guide to getting the most items out of your adventures
• GetMoreStats - a guide to getting the most stat points out of your adventures
• GetMoreAdventures - a guide to getting the most adventures
• GetHeavierFamiliars - a guide to maximizing your familiar weights
• GetMoreFights - a guide to getting more PvP fights every day

Calendar and special events

• KingdomCalendar - how the KoL calendar works, and information about special events
• CrimboPresents - information about the presents Jick has given the Kingdom on Crimbo
• CrimboTown - information about Crimbo Town, the special feature of Crimbo 2005
• SaveUncleCrimbo - information about the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest in Crimboween 2006
• HalloweenSpoilers - information about how KoL Halloween works
• StSneakyPete - information about how St. Sneaky Pete's day works
• FeastOfBoris - information about the Feast of Boris. Eat, eat, eat!
• EasterSpoilers - information about how KoL Easter works
• StSneakyPeteOysterDay - information about the bizarre holiday created by the confluence of St. Sneaky Pete's Day and Oyster Day
• ColumbusDaySpoilers - information about Cristobal Colon and the "Gray Plague" he brought to the Kingdom
• TemporalRifts - information about the temporal rifts which have mysteriously sprung up in the Kingdom
• ZombieSpoilers - information about the horrible zombie fate of the Kingdom

Other informational pages

• SkillsList - a list of all of the various skills you can acquire in the Kingdom
• EffectsList - a list of various effects that you can benefit from or suffer; pretty spoilerish
• FamiliarList - familiars: where to find them, what they do, don't read this if you don't want to know those things
• MushroomFarming - a guide on how to get the most mushrooms out of the Mushroom Fields in Degrassi Knoll
• OutfitList - a list of the various outfits, how to get them, and what they do
• ElementalEffects - information about the effects of the various elements in the Kingdom
• ElementalResistance - information about the elemental resistance available in the Kingdom
• BuffBots - information on the buff bots active in KoL
• MobHits - information about the Penguin Mafia's latest dastardly deeds
• MoonEffects - the moons can modify how stats are gained; explanation within
• TenLeafCloverEffects - a description of the various effects of a 10-leaf clover

Miscellaneous interesting information

• UnsolvedMysteries - currently unexplained items which have appeared in the Kingdom
• ClassLevels - a list of titles of each class at each level
• TrophyHut - a list of trophies that can be obtained at the Trophy Hut, and how to get them
• TattooList - a list of the various tattoos available
• AchievementList - a list of the various achievements you can see in your quests section, and how to get them
• StartingItems - a list of items the various classes start with
• UnavailableItems - a list of the items in the game that are no longer available

ExternalLinks -- some other KoL sites that might be useful

AboutThisSite -- information about this site, including contact information and credits

ToDoList -- what's missing from this site (for now)

• 4/21/08: The below is still true. I did update SkillsList with the new Pastamancer damage formulas.
• 2/12/08: Just a quick status update for faithful readers (if I still have any). If you've been paying attention to AdventureSpoiler, you'll notice that I've been gradually adding new data. I'm still collecting, and am aiming for a grand relaunch of the site. It'll probably be a couple of months, however. Thanks for reading!
• 12/13/07: It looks like Crimbo lag is upon us, so don't expect much to appear for the rest of the month. (And yes, there have been updates over the past few weeks -- though I know I'm still way behind.)
• 12/10/07: So I just figured out that XP is now equal to power/4 instead of power/5. This explains a lot of weird things I've been seeing! I've updated AdventureSpoiler and AreaDifficulty accordingly. There'll be more changes too; I have to reprocess a lot of data. Stay tuned!
• 10/12/07: Added the Oasis to AdventureSpoiler, and all of its items, recipes, equipment, etc. to the appropriate locations.
• 10/9/07: Added all of the new outfits to HalloweenSpoilers, just in time for Halloween.
• 9/20/07: No, I'm not dead! I have been gathering data, but no time to actually add it to the site. But it will be here eventually. Anyway, I have updated FernswarthysBasement with information on the new basement and some tips.
• 8/9/07: A new StSneakyPete day, and another new glowstick.
• 7/20/07: The first NS-13 area, the Black Forest, has been added. Well, mostly. I'm still kind of buried in work, so expect further delays.
• 6/24/07: I'm afraid I have a bit of bad news: NS-13 has come at pretty much the worst possible time for me, so I probably won't be able to update the site with any NS-13 newness for at least a few weeks. I will return eventually. Sorry!

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