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Subjunctive KoL: CocktailCrafting
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The cocktailcrafting system is much more systematic than it was before (not that this is saying much, as it wasn't systematic at all before). The basics are as follows:
There are 6 basic kinds of booze (gin, run, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and wine), 6 common fruits (grapefruit, lemon, olive, orange, soda water [which is a fruit for purposes of this discussion], and strawberry), and 3 uncommon fruits (cherry, jumbo olive, and lime). Each of the boozes combines with precisely 2 of the common fruits and 1 of the uncommon fruits, for a total of 12 common drinks and 6 uncommon drinks. Got it so far?
There are also 3 drink accessories: coconut shells, little paper umbrellas, and magical ice cubes. Each drink accessory combines with exactly 4 of the common drinks to make an upgraded drink, though making these drinks requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting. Finally, there are the sword drinks. You can skewer an uncommon fruit with a tiny plastic sword to make a skewered fruit, and then combine the skewered fruit with either of the 2 rare drinks using that fruit to make a tiny plastic sword drink. Make sense? If not, it's all spelled out in the charts below. Rare ingredients or drinks made from rare ingredients are listed in italics.
The stat gains from drinks also follow a systematic pattern. The "common" drinks give a small gain in one stat depending on the fruit used (oranges and lemons yield Muscle, soda water and grapefruit yield Mysticality, and olives and strawberries yield Moxie), while the "uncommon" drinks give a gain twice as large (lime is Muscle, cherry is Mysticality, and jumbo olive is Moxie). Adding an accessory to a drink introduces a larger gain in a second stat dependent on the accessory used (coconuts are Muscle, little paper umbrellas are Mysticality, and ice cubes are Moxie), while making a sword drink doubles the effectiveness of the fruit (not surprising, since another fruit was used in the process of making a sword drink). Note that the total gain from a drink with an accessory is the same regardless of whether the gain is all in one stat or divided between two.
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting adds another layer of complexity to the pattern. Using Nash Crosby's Still, one can change the basic kinds of booze and common fruits to improved versions (this can be done ten times a day). These improved versions can be cocktailcrafted with each other -- again, each improved booze combines with precisely 2 of the improved fruits for a total of 12 drinks. The stat gains depend on the fruit used, exactly like the unimproved versions (kiwis and kumquats give Muscle, tangerines and tonic water give Mysticality, and cocktail onions and raspberries give Moxie). Finally, each drink accessory can combine with exactly 4 of the improved drinks to make upgraded drinks, with the stat gains again determined by the original gain and the new gain from the accessory. The rare fruits (cherry, jumbo olive, and lime) are not used in Superhuman Cocktailcrafting.
The booze can all be found in the same places. The common fruits can be bought in stores, while the uncommon fruits require adventuring. The drink accessories are found at the Shore (or can be created by Advanced Cocktailcrafting), while the tiny plastic swords can only be found in Crimbo stockings.
The basic boozes, while there are plenty of places to find them normally, can also be crafted (in batches of three) by fermenting the appropriate ingredient. Three of these are available from the Hippy Store if you complete the quest on the frat side, while the other three are found in various other places around the Kingdom.
There are also some older drinks which don't fit into the system, and can't be improved (i.e. they can't have a drink accessory or skewered fruit added to them). These are listed in a separate category below.
Exploded drinks: Occasionally, after making a large number of drinks (somewhere in the neighborhood of 100), your bartender-in-the-box will explode. When this happens, you will get some random drinks, including some drinks that cannot be made any other way.
Nash Crosby's Still
To use the Still, you must have the Superhuman Cocktailcrafting skill and access to the Moxie guild.
Using the Still improves the basic boozes as follows:
- bottle of gin → bottle of Calcutta Emerald
- bottle of rum → bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
- bottle of tequila → bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
- bottle of vodka → bottle of Definit
- bottle of whiskey → bottle of Domesticated Turkey
- boxed wine → boxed champagne
and the basic mixers as follows:
- grapefruit → tangerine
- lemon → kiwi
- olive → cocktail onion
- orange → kumquat
- soda water → tonic water
- strawberry → raspberry
Basic Booze (3 drunkenness)
- [-] bottle of gin (3 A, 3 D) = juniper berries + fermenting powder (3x)
- [-] bottle of rum (3 A, 3 D) = brown sugar cane + fermenting powder (3x)
- [-] bottle of tequila (3 A, 3 D) = cactus fruit + fermenting powder (3x)
- [-] bottle of vodka (3 A, 3 D) = bowl of rye sprouts + fermenting powder (3x)
- [-] bottle of whiskey (3 A, 3 D) = cob of corn + fermenting powder (3x)
- [-] boxed wine (3 A, 3 D) = bunch of square grapes + fermenting powder (3x)
Upgraded Booze (3 drunkenness)
- [2] bottle of Calcutta Emerald (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [2] bottle of Definit (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [2] bottle of Domesticated Turkey (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [2] bottle of Jorge Sinsonte (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [2] bottle of Lieutenant Freeman (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [2] boxed champagne (4-8 A, 3 D)
Basic Mixed Drinks (3 drunkenness)
Muscle drinks (lemon, orange, lime):
- [-] margarita = bottle of tequila + lemon (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [-] whiskey sour = bottle of whiskey + lemon (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [-] tequila sunrise = bottle of tequila + orange (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [-] screwdriver = bottle of vodka + orange (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [3] grog = bottle of rum + lime (5-10 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [3] tequila with training wheels = bottle of tequila + lime (5-10 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
Mysticality drinks (grapefruit, soda water, cherry):
- [-] salty dog = bottle of gin + grapefruit (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [-] monkey wrench = bottle of rum + grapefruit (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [-] whiskey and soda = bottle of whiskey + soda water (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [-] wine spritzer = boxed wine + soda water (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [3] old-fashioned = bottle of whiskey + cherry (5-10 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [3] sangria = boxed wine + cherry (5-10 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
Moxie drinks (olive, strawberry, jumbo olive):
- [-] martini = bottle of gin + olive (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] vodka martini = bottle of vodka + olive (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] strawberry daiquiri = bottle of rum + strawberry (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] strawberry wine = boxed wine + strawberry (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
- [3] dry vodka martini = bottle of vodka + jumbo olive (5-10 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
- [3] dry martini = bottle of gin + jumbo olive (5-10 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
Upgraded Mixed Drinks (3 drunkenness)
Making these drinks requires Superhuman Cocktailcrafting.
Muscle drinks (kiwi, kumquat):
- [3] caipifruta = bottle of Lieutenant Freeman + kiwi (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)
- [3] teqiwila = bottle of Jorge Sinsonte + kiwi (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)
- [3] mimosette = boxed champagne + kumquat (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)
- [3] whiskey bittersweet = bottle of Domesticated Turkey + kumquat (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)
Mysticality drinks (tangerine, tonic water):
- [3] tequila sunset = bottle of Jorge Sinsonte + tangerine (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)
- [3] zmobie = bottle of Lieutenant Freeman + tangerine (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)
- [3] gin and tonic = bottle of Calcutta Emerald + tonic water (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)
- [3] vodka and tonic = bottle of Definit + tonic water (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)
Moxie drinks (cocktail onion, raspberry):
- [3] gibson = bottle of Calcutta Emerald + cocktail onion (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)
- [3] vodka gibson = bottle of Definit + cocktail onion (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)
- [3] parisian cathouse = boxed champagne + raspberry (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)
- [3] rabbit punch = bottle of Domesticated Turkey + raspberry (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting Drinks (4 drunkenness)
Making these drinks requires the Disco Bandit skill Advanced Cocktailcrafting. The ones above the horizontal lines are made from the Basic Mixed Drinks, while the ones below the line are made from the Upgraded Mixed Drinks. Note that adding an accessory to the Upgraded Mixed Drinks requires only Advanced Cocktailcrafting, not Superhuman Cocktailcrafting.
Coconut drinks:
- [4] fuzzbump = coconut shell + whiskey sour (10-14 A, 34-36 Mus, 4 D)
- [4] ocean motion = coconut shell + monkey wrench (10-14 A, 25-27 Mus, 8-10 Mys, 4 D)
- [4] pink pony = coconut shell + strawberry wine (10-14 A, 25-27 Mus, 8-10 Mox, 4 D)
- [4] slip 'n' slide = coconut shell + screwdriver (10-14 A, 34-36 Mus, 4 D)
- [6] Mon Tiki = coconut shell + caipifruta (14-18 A, 41-47 Mus, 4 D)
- [6] Neuromancer = coconut shell + gibson (14-18 A, 25-27 Mus, 16-20 Mox, 4 D)
- [6] teqiwila slammer = coconut shell + teqiwila (14-18 A, 41-47 Mus, 4 D)
- [6] vodka stratocaster = coconut shell + vodka gibson (14-18 A, 25-27 Mus, 16-20 Mox, 4 D)
Umbrella drinks:
- [4] a little sump'm sump'm = little paper umbrella + martini (10-14 A, 25-27 Mys, 8-10 Mox, 4 D)
- [4] ducha de oro = little paper umbrella + tequila sunrise (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)
- [4] horizontal tango = little paper umbrella + wine spritzer (10-14 A, 34-36 Mys, 4 D)
- [4] roll in the hay = little paper umbrella + whiskey and soda (10-14 A, 34-36 Mys, 4 D)
- [6] Divine = little paper umbrella + whiskey bittersweet (14-18 A, 16-20 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)
- [6] gimlet = little paper umbrella + gin and tonic (14-18 A, 41-47 Mys, 4 D)
- [6] Gordon Bennett = little paper umbrella + mimosette (14-18 A, 16-20 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)
- [6] yellow brick road = little paper umbrella + vodka and tonic (14-18 A, 41-47 Mys, 4 D)
Iced drinks:
- [4] calle de miel = magical ice cubes + margarita (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)
- [4] perpendicular hula = magical ice cubes + strawberry daiquiri (10-14 A, 34-36 Mox, 4 D)
- [4] rockin' wagon = magical ice cubes + vodka martini (10-14 A, 34-36 Mox, 4 D)
- [4] slap and tickle = magical ice cubes + salty dog (10-14 A, 8-10 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)
- [6] Mae West = magical ice cubes + rabbit punch (14-18 A, 41-47 Mox, 4 D)
- [6] mandarina colada = magical ice cubes + zmobie (14-18 A, 16-20 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)
- [6] prussian cathouse = magical ice cubes + parisian cathouse (14-18 A, 41-47 Mox, 4 D)
- [6] tangarita = magical ice cubes + tequila sunset (14-18 A, 16-20 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)
Sword Drinks (6 drunkenness)
- skewered cherry (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + cherry
- skewered lime (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + lime
- skewered jumbo olive (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + jumbo olive
- [6] cherry bomb = skewered cherry + old-fashioned (22-26 A, 16-20 Mys, 6 D)
- [6] sangria del diablo = skewered cherry + sangria (22-26 A, 16-20 Mys, 6 D)
- [6] bodyslam = skewered lime + tequila with training wheels (22-26 A, 16-20 Mus, 6 D)
- [6] grogtini = skewered lime + grog (22-26 A, 16-20 Mus, 6 D)
- [6] dirty martini = skewered jumbo olive + dry martini (22-26 A, 16-20 Mox, 6 D)
- [6] vesper = skewered jumbo olive + dry vodka martini (22-26 A, 16-20 Mox, 6 D)
Fermented Drinks (1 drunkenness)
- [-] fine wine = fermenting powder + grapes (1-3 A, 3-5 Mox, 1 D)
- [8] plum wine = fermenting powder + plum (4-8 A, 14-20 Mus, 2 D)
- [3] shot of blackberry schnapps = fermenting powder + blackberry (1-5 A, 5-7 Mus, 5-7 Mys, 5-7 Mox, 1 D)
- [-] shot of flower schnapps = fermenting powder + flower (1-3 A, 3 Flower Power effect, 1 D)
- [-] shot of grapefruit schnapps = fermenting powder + grapefruit (1-3 A, 3-5 Mys, 1 D)
- [-] shot of orange schnapps = fermenting powder + orange (1-3 A, 3-5 Mus, 1 D)
- [8] shot of peach schnapps = fermenting powder + peach (4-8 A, 14-20 Mox, 2 D)
- [8] shot of pear schnapps = fermenting powder + pear (4-8 A, 14-20 Mys, 2 D)
- [-] shot of tomato schnapps = fermenting powder + tomato (1-3 A, 1-2 Mus, 1-2 Mys, 1-2 Mox, 1 D)
Mushroom Wines (3 drunkenness)
Tier 1
- [6] knob mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + Knob mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mys, 3 D)
- [6] knoll mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + Knoll mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mus, 3 D)
- [6] spooky mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + spooky mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mox, 3 D)
Tier 2
- [6] cool mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + cool mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)
- [6] flat mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + warm mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)
- [6] pointy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + pointy mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)
Tier 3
- [6] flaming mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + flaming mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mus, 3 D)
- [6] icy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + frozen mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mys, 3 D)
- [6] stinky mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + stinky mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mox, 3 D)
Tier 4
- [7] gloomy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + gloomy black mushroom (12-17 A, 12-15 Mus, 12-15 Mys, 12-15 Mox, 20 Gothy effect, 3 D)
- [7] oily mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + oily golden mushroom (12-17 A, 12-15 Mus, 12-15 Mys, 12-15 Mox, 3 D)
Other Drinks and Recipes
Miscellaneous recipes:
- [3] banana daiquiri = bottle of rum + banana
- [12] boilermaker = McMillicancuddy's Special Lager + bottle of whiskey (11-15 A, 25-30 Mus, 10-15 Mys, 10-15 Mox, 4 D)
- [-] bloody beer = ice-cold Sir Schlitz or ice-cold Willer + tomato (1-2 A, 3-5 MP, 1 D)
- [-] bloody mary = bottle of vodka + tomato (5-6 A, 1-2 Mus, 1-2 Mys, 1-2 Mox, 3 D)
- [7] bungle in the jungle = banana daiquiri + little paper umbrella (requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting)
- [3] eggnog = spiced rum + ghuol egg (5-10 A, 16-30 Mys, 16-30 Mox, 3 D)
- [4] especially salty dog = salty dog + brine (9-13 A, 31-51 Mus, 31-50 Mys, 31-50 Mox, 4 D)
- [3] extra-spicy bloody mary = bloody mary + spices (5-10 A, 5-9 Mus, 5-9 Mys, 5-9 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] green beer = ice-cold Sir Schlitz or ice-cold Willer + ten-leaf clover (this recipe will only work on StSneakyPete's Day) (1-3 A, 1 D)
- [-] lumbering jack = bottle of whiskey + Blatantly Canadian (3-8 A, 11-14 Mys, 3 D)
- [-] papaya sling = bottle of gin + papaya (3-7 A, 16-30 Mus, 3 D)
- [-] redrum = bottle of rum + cranberries (5-6 A, 16-30 Mys, 3 D) (5-9 A on the Feast of Boris)
- [-] rum and cola = bottle of rum + cola (5-6 A, 10-12 Mox, 3 D)
- [2] spiced rum = bottle of rum + spices (4-8 A, 16-30 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] vodka and cranberry = bottle of vodka + cranberries (5-6 A, 16-30 Mys, 3 D) (5-9 A on the Feast of Boris)
- [-] whiskey and cola = bottle of whiskey + Dyspepsi-Cola (5-6 A, 4-6 Mys, 4-6 Mox, 14-16 MP, 3 D)
- [-] white Canadian = bottle of vodka + glass of goat's milk (5-6 A, 10-12 Mus, 3 Canadianity effect, 3 D)
Miscellaneous drinks:
- [-] accidental cider (3-6 A, 3 D)
- [4] around the world (10-13 A, 26-30 *, 4 D)
- Unlike most other drinks, the around the world gives a gain to one of your stats, but the stat which is given can vary randomly. It appears that it's more likely to be your primary stat, but it can be any of muscle, mysticality, or moxie.
- [-] bilge wine (3-6 A, 3 D)
- [7] black & tan (6-7 A, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mox, 18-20 MP, 2 D)
- [7] Blackfly Chardonnay (5-6 A, 25-44 Mox, 3 D)
- [-] bottle of cooking sherry (2-4 A, 2 D)
- [4] bottle of Pinot Renoir (4-8 A, 15-30 Mus, 8-18 Mys, 2 D)
- [-] bottle of popskull (2-4 A, -3 HP, 2 D)
- [2] bottle of realpagne (5-8 A, 12-18 Mox, 10 The Real Deal effect, 2 D)
- [9] bottle of single-barrel whiskey
- [10] can of Swiller (2-4 A, 10-15 Mus, 15-20 MP, 1 D)
- [5] Corpse Island iced tea (19-23 A, 25-30 Mus, 25-30 Mys, 25-30 Mox, 6 D)
- [5] corpse on the beach (19-23 A, 70-75 Mys, 6 D)
- [-] corpsebite
- [5] corpsedriver (19-23 A, 70-75 Mus, 6 D)
- [5] corpsetini (19-23 A, 70-75 Mox, 6 D)
- [3] cream stout (1-4 A, 8-10 Mus, 8-10 Mys, 8-10 Mox, 1 D)
- [12] cup of primitive beer (2-5 A, 50-60 Mus, 12-15 MP, lose 10-18 HP, 1 D)
- [3] cursed bottle of black-label rum (5-10 A, 10 Curse Magnet effect, 3 D)
- [-] cursed bottle of rum (1 A, 1 D)
- [-] dusty bottle of Marsala (see below)
- [-] dusty bottle of Merlot (see below)
- [-] dusty bottle of Muscat (see below)
- [-] dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (see below)
- [-] dusty bottle of Port (see below)
- [-] dusty bottle of Zinfandel (see below)
- The effects of the six dusty bottles of wine are randomized from ascension to ascension. More precisely, there are six different glyphs (which you can see on the bottles of wine when you have Lord Spookyraven's spectacles equipped), and which glyph is on which bottle of wine is re-randomized each ascension. However, the effect of each glyph is always the same, as follows:
- crossing (10 Full of Vinegar effect, 0 D)
- faucet (3-4 A, 3-6 Mus, 15-20 Mys, 3-6 Mox, 10 Kiss of the Black Fairy effect, 2 D)
- male/female (3-4 A, 5-10 Mus, 5-10 Mys, 5-10 Mox, 2 D)
- pitchfork (3-4 A, 5-10 Mus, 5-10 Mys, 5-10 Mox, lose approx. 70% HP, 2 D)
- snake (5-7 A, 10-15 Mus, 10-15 Mys, 10-15 Mox, 2 D)
- theta (lose approx. 85% HP, 2 D)
- [2] flute of flat champagne (2-7 A, 15-17 Mys, 2 D)
- [-] ice-cold fotie (3 A, 9-12 MP, 3 D)
- [-] ice-cold Sir Schlitz (1 A, 2-4 MP, 1 D)
- [-] ice-cold Willer (1 A, 3-4 MP, 1 D)
- [-] Imp Ale (1-2 A, 8-10 Mus, lose 16-18 Mox, 8-10 MP, 1 D)
- [-] kamicorpse-ee
- [-] Mad Train wine (3-4 A, 3 D)
- [10] McMillicancuddy's Special Lager (2-4 A, 10-15 Mus, 10-15 Mys, 10-15 Mox, 10-20 MP, 1 D)
- [10] melted Jell-o shot (2-4 A, 25-40 Mus OR 25-40 Mys OR 25-40 Mox, 1 D)
- The melted Jell-o shot, when you drink it, will have a random flavor, and the stat gains depend on the flavor: if it tastes like lemon, you'll gain Mus; cherry is Mys; and strawberry is Mox.
- [?] Mt. Noob Pale Ale (4-8 A, 3 D)
- [3] nanite-infested eggnog (5-10 A, 30-40 Mys, 30-40 Mox, 20 Chock Full o' Nanites effect, 3 D)
- [12] Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
- [-] purple corpsel
- [2] Ram's Face Lager (1-4 A, 8-10 Mus, 1 D)
- [-] red-headed corpse
- [-] shot of rotgut (2-3 A, 10-12 Mus, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mox, -(20-28) HP, 1 D)
- [-] snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (2-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 2 D)
- [3] spooky eggnog (5-10 A, 16-30 Mys, 16-30 Mox, 3 D)
- [5] steel margarita (Liver of Steel skill, 5 D)
- [8] Supernova Champagne (7-11 A, 8-12 Mus, 8-12 Mys, 8-12 Mox, 15-20 MP, 3 D)
- [3] white lightning (5-10 A, 3 Temporary Blindness effect, 3 D)
- [2] white Xanadian (5-8 A, 12-18 Mus, 10 Flashing Eyes effect, 2 D)
Mafia wines (can only be obtained through the Mafia raffles):
- [10] Acqua Del Piatto Merlot (raffle #1) ("Dish Water")
- [10] Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet (raffle #2) ("Filthy Sewage Waters")
- [10] Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel (available from the Don's store) ("Chest Pain")
- [10] Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir (raffle #4) ("Syphilitic Pig")
- [10] Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne (raffle #5) ("Painful Kidney Spasms")
- [10] Uovo Marcio Shiraz (raffle #3) ("Rotten Egg")
- [8] Grimacite Bock (Raffle House)
Exploded drinks:
- [2] beertini (4-8 A, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mox, 3 D)
- [2] papaya slung (4-8 A, 11-15 Mus, 11-15 Mys, 3 D)
- [2] salty slug (4-8 A, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mox, 3 D)
- [2] tomato daiquiri (4-8 A, 10-12 Mus, 10-12 Mox, 3 D)
Undrinkables
There are some drinks which appear to be alcoholic beverages, but which cannot actually be consumed. This includes two special drinks created for clans, as well as eight drinks which made with the magical ice cube with a fly in it (a joke item from McPhee's Grimoire). Note that these follow the recipe for the normal drink using the magical ice cubes, but do not require any special skills to make — anyone can make the drinks with a magical ice cube with a fly in it. Hilarious!
- [-] N. O. Beer
- [-] Otorian Battle Scar
- [-] calle de miel with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + margarita
- [-] Mae West with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + rabbit punch
- [-] mandarina colada with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + zmobie
- [-] perpendicular hula with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + strawberry daiquiri
- [-] prussian cathouse with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + parisian cathouse
- [-] rockin' wagon with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + vodka martini
- [-] slap and tickle with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + salty dog
- [-] tangarita with a fly in it = magical ice cube with a fly in it + tequila sunset