Subjunctive KoL: AchievementList

These are the achievements that you can receive. They are listed in the "completed quests" and "other accomplishments" section of your "quests" section. A * indicates an achievement that you keep when you Ascend.

Council Quests

• Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places
  You delivered a mosquito larva to the Council of Loathing. Nice work!
• Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat.
  You solved the rat problem at the Typical Tavern. Way to go!
• Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.
  You have slain the Boss Bat. Huzzah!
• The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King
  You have slain the Goblin King. Good job!
• Trial By Friar
  You have cleansed the taint of the Deep Fat Friars. Congratulations!
• Cyrptic Emanations
  You've undefiled the Cyrpt, and defeated the Bonerdagon. Hip, Hip, Hooray!
• Am I my Trapper's Keeper?
  You have learned how to hunt Yetis from the L337 Tr4pz0r. Shazam!
• A Quest, LOL
  You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao with his monster problem. w00t!
• The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage
  You have stopped the rain of giant garbage in the Nearby Plains. Slick!
• Never Odd Or Even
  Congratulations, you've recovered the long-lost Staff of Fats!
  
  Nice Work!
• A Pyramid Scheme
  The mighty Ed the Undying has fallen! You recovered the Holy MacGuffin! Jolly good show, mate!
• Gotta Worship Them All
  You've defeated the ancient ghost of an ancient mummy of an ancient high priest and claimed his ancient amulet! Go you!
• In a Manor of Spooking
  You've defeated Lord Spookyraven and claimed the Eye of Ed! Huzzah!
• Your Name and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
  You've handed the Holy MacGuffin over to the Council, and enjoyed a ticker-tape parade in your honor. That quest was so ridiculous, it wasn't even funny, and now it's over! Hooray!
• Make War, Not... Oh, Wait
  You led the Orcish frat boys to victory in the Great War. For The Horde!
  or
  You led the filthy hippies to victory in the Great War. For Gaia!
  or
  You started a chain of events that led the pirates to annihilate both the hippies and the frat boys in the Great War. Toasty!
• The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict
  You have defeated the Naughty Sorceress and freed the King! What are you hanging around here for?

Guild Quests

• Your Name and Your Current Familiar's Name Go To White Citadel
  You've delivered a satchel of incredibly greasy food to someone you barely know. Plus, you can now shop at White Citadel whenever you want. Awesome!
• My Other Car Is Made of Meat
  You've built a new meat car from parts. Impressive!
• The Wizard of Ego
  You've turned in the old book, and they said they didn't want it and for you to go away. A bit anticlimactic, but I suppose it still counts as a success. Congratulations!
• Me and My Nemesis
  You've successfully defeated Beelzebozo and claimed the last piece of the Legendary Epic Weapon -- congratulations! Now you just have to wait for your Guild to find out where your nemesis is hiding. Unfortunately, this might take a while.

Miscellaneous Quests

• Driven Crazy
  You fetched the Untinker's screwdriver. Nice going!
• Suffering For His Art
  You helped retrieve the Pretentious Artist's stuff. Excellent!
• A Bugbear of a Problem
  You've helped Mayor Zapruder of Degrassi Knoll with his spooky gravy fairy problem. Nice going!
• What's Up, Doc?
  You found some herbs for Doc Galaktik, and he rewarded you with a permanent discount on Curative Nostrums and Fizzy Invigorating Tonics. Nifty!
• Toot!
  You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole. Groovy!
• Out of Your Gourd
  You've helped out the Captain of the Gourd. Urp!
• Hammer Time
  You handily helped Harold with his hammer. Hallelujah!
• Baker, Baker
  You helped the anonymous baker prepare his cake for Claude. What a Samaritan!
• When Rocks Attack
  You helped out a wounded Knob Goblin guard by bringing him some unguent. You're a regular Florence Nightingale Jr.!
• Angry Your Name, this is Azazel in Hell.
  You've found Azazel's unicorn, his lollipop, and his tutu. This peek into the nature of evil is disturbing, but the reward was gratifying. Go you!
• Going Postal
  You did it! You successfully returned the comic books and were rewarded with some sort of gnomitronic gizmo. All I can say is, it'd better be a damn good gizmo.
• I Rate, You Rate
  Congratulations, you're a mighty pirate! Time to man the poop deck and sail the eleven seas!
  
  Oh, and also you've managed to scam your way belowdecks, which is cool.
• Save Uncle Crimbo!
  You've saved Uncle Crimbo! Fantastic!
  
  Uncle Crimbo is sure to give you something cool on Crimbo for your hard work.

Other Accomplishments

• * You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
• * You have proven yourself literate.
• * You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
• * You have unlocked (#) tattoos.
• * You have earned (#) trophies.
• * You have collected (#) familiars.
• You have helped defend the Gourd.
• You have made the Gourd completely safe.
• You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
• You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
• You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
• You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
• You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
• You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
• You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
• You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
• You have slain Baron Von Ratsworth.
• You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
• You have found the Hole in the Sky.
• You have defeated the Naughty Sorceress
• You have freed King Ralph XI from the Sorceress' prism.
• * You have completed (#) Hardcore ascensions.
• * You have picked (#) pretty flowers in PvP combat.
• * You have spent (#) Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
• * You have been inoculated against the Grey Plague.
• * You have contributed (#) Meat to the Council's Build a Huge Cannon fund.
• * You have contributed (#) Meat to the Council's War fund.
• * You have contributed (#) Meat to the Council's "Buy a Pair of Yetis" fund.
• * You have contributed (#) drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
• * You have spent (#) Adventures gazing at the stars.
• * You rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
• * You saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
• * You delved (#) floor(s) into the basement over your entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
• * You donated (#) bricks to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.

When you complete the GourdTower quest for the final time, the achivement "You have helped defend the Gourd" becomes "You have made the Gourd completely safe". I have also heard people claim that there is an achievement for training all familiars to 20 pounds, but as far as I know this is not true. Note that trophies which have been earned but not yet purchased are not counted. The Garbage achivement used to be just "You have made your way to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky." There used to be an achievement "You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet", but it was removed when the Strange Leaflet was revamped.