Subjunctive KoL: PurchaseLocations

Getting access to the locations is another matter.

The Demon Market

• can of hair spray - 24 Meat
• chewing gum on a string - 30 Meat
• Newbiesport™ tent - 40 Meat
• anti-anti-antidote - 40 Meat
• fortune cookie - 40 Meat
• spray paint - 50 Meat
• beer cartilage - 50 Meat
• fermenting powder - 70 Meat
• soda water - 70 Meat
• casino pass - 100 Meat
• hermit permit - 100 Meat
• strongness elixir - 200 Meat
• magicalness-in-a-can - 200 Meat
• moxie weed - 200 Meat
• oyster basket - 300 Meat (only available on Oyster Egg Day)
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium - 500 Meat
• Hatorade - 500 Meat
• cocktailcrafting kit - 1000 Meat
• E-Z Cook Oven™ - 1000 Meat

Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show

Doc Galaktik offers two services which instantly any amount of your HP and MP for a fixed cost per point restored. He also sells normal items which you can take with you.

• Doc's Miracle Cure - trade a blood flower, lovecat tail, or plastic passion fruit
• Curative Nostrum - 10 meat per HP restored (6 meat per HP after completing quest)
• Fizzy Invigorating Tonic - 17 meat per MP restored (12 meat per MP after completing quest)
• Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent - 30 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment - 60 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm - 120 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat

The Meatsmith

Tools

• meatsmithing guide - 50 Meat
• tenderizing hammer - 1000 Meat

Armorcrafting Ingredients

• buckler buckle - 100 Meat
• helmet recipe - 100 Meat
• pants kit - 100 Meat
• shirt kit - 100 Meat (only available to players with Torso Awaregness)
• skirt / kilt kit - 100 Meat

Weaponsmithing Ingredients

• big stick - 100 Meat
• crossbow string - 100 Meat
• sword hilt - 100 Meat
• whip kit - 100 Meat
• bigger stick - 1000 Meat
• sinewy crossbow string - 1000 Meat
• sturdy sword hilt - 1000 Meat

Mr. Store

• Ms. Accessory - 1 Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Accessory Jr. - 1 Mr. Accessory
• special item of the month (varies from month to month) - 1 Mr. Accessory
• jitterbug larva - 2 Mr. Accessories
• nervous tick egg - 2 Mr. Accessories
• custom avatar form (entitles the bearer to a custom avatar) - 5 Mr. Accessories (only available for the first week of every month)
• Golden Mr. Accessory - 5 Mr. Accessories

The Bugbear Bakery

• Gnollish pie tin - 30 Meat
• wad of dough - 50 Meat
• taco shell - 80 Meat
• skewer - 80 Meat
• Gnollish casserole dish - 150 Meat
• rolling pin - 500 Meat
• unrolling pin - 500 Meat

The Gift Shop

Brackets indicate the number of Ascensions required for that item to appear in the shop. See AscensionSpoilers for more details.

• Valentine - 500 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day)
• potted cactus - 50 Meat
• daisy - 100 Meat
• potted fern [1] - 200 Meat
• tulip [4] - 500 Meat
• Venus flytrap [7] - 1000 Meat
• all-purpose flower [10] - 2000 Meat
• exotic orchid [13] - 5000 Meat
• long-stemmed rose [16] - 10000 Meat
• gilded lily [19] - 20000 Meat
• deadly nightshade [22] - 50000 Meat
• black lotus [25] - 100000 Meat
• stuffed can of asparagus - 50 Meat
• stuffed dodecapede - 100 Meat
• stuffed ghuol whelp [2] - 200 Meat
• stuffed zobmie [5] - 500 Meat
• Raggedy Hippy doll [8] - 1000 Meat
• stuffed stab bat [11] - 2000 Meat
• apathetic lizardman doll [14] - 5000 Meat
• stuffed yeti [17] - 10000 Meat
• stuffed Mob Penguin [20] - 20000 Meat
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime [23] - 50000 Meat
• giant stuffed bugbear [26] - 100000 Meat
• mugcake - 50 Meat
• urinal cake - 100 Meat
• Happy Birthday, Claude! cake [1] - 200 Meat
• personalized birthday cake [4] - 500 Meat
• three-tiered wedding cake [7] - 1000 Meat
• babycakes [10] - 2000 Meat
• blue velvet cake [13] - 5000 Meat
• congratulatory cake [16] - 10000 Meat
• angel-food cake [19] - 20000 Meat
• devil's-food cake [22] - 50000 Meat
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake [25] - 100000 Meat
• white balloon - 50 Meat
• green balloon - 100 Meat
• heart-shaped balloon [2] - 200 Meat
• anniversary balloon [5] - 500 Meat
• Mylar balloon [8] - 1000 Meat
• Kevlar balloon [11] - 2000 Meat
• thought balloon [14] - 5000 Meat
• rat head balloon [17] - 10000 Meat
• mini-zeppelin [20] - 20000 Meat
• Mr. Balloon [23] - 50000 Meat
• red balloon [26] - 100000 Meat
• double daisy - 20000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/06)
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant - 20000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/06)
• Valentine's Day cake - 20000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/06)
• arrow'd heart balloon - 20000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/06)
• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses - 20000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/07)
• bouquet of circular saw blades - 5000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/07)
• Better Than Cuddling Cake - 1000 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/07)
• stuffed ninja snowman - 500 Meat (only available on Valentine's Day starting 2/14/07)
• M-242 - 300 Meat (only available on Dependence Day)
• snake - 300 Meat (only available on Dependence Day)
• sparkler - 300 Meat (only available on Dependence Day)

In the back room, you can buy wrapping paper and boxes with which you can send gift packages to people. The various wrappings you can buy for your packages in the back room are:

• plain brown wrapper - 50 Meat (holds 1 type of item)
• less-than-three-shaped box - 100 Meat (holds up to 2 types of items)
• exactly-three-shaped box [3] - 200 Meat (holds up to 3 types of items)
• chocolate box [6] - 500 Meat (holds up to 4 types of items)
• miniature coffin [9] - 1000 Meat (holds up to 5 types of items)
• solid asbestos box [12] - 2000 Meat (holds up to 6 types of items)
• solid linoleum box [15] - 5000 Meat (holds up to 7 types of items)
• solid chrome box [18] - 10000 Meat (holds up to 8 types of items)
• cryptic puzzle box [21] - 20000 Meat (holds up to 9 types of items)
• refrigerated biohazard container [24] - 50000 Meat (holds up to 10 types of items)
• magnetic field [27] - 100000 Meat (holds up to 11 types of items)
• black velvet box - 100 Meat (holds up to 11 types of items) (available only on Valentine's Day)

The Armory and Leggery

• cool whip - 30 Meat
• sweet ninja sword - 50 Meat
• suede shortsword - 300 Meat
• bamboo bokuto - 750 Meat
• 25-meat staff - 525 Meat
• two-handed depthsword - 900 Meat
• bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme - 1125 Meat
• lead yo-yo - 600 Meat
• slingshot - 150 Meat
• slightly peevedbow - 450 Meat
• sack of doorknobs - 825 Meat
• lucky ball-and-chain - 975 Meat
• automatic catapult - 1125 Meat
• snorkel - 30 Meat
• Kentucky-style derby - 50 Meat
• pentacorn hat - 300 Meat
• goofily-plumed helmet - 525 Meat
• yellow plastic hard hat - 675 Meat
• wooden salad bowl - 900 Meat
• football helmet - 1125 Meat
• studded leather boxer shorts - 50 Meat
• chain-mail monokini - 225 Meat
• junk-mail pants - 375 Meat
• paper-plate-mail pants - 600 Meat
• troutpiece - 825 Meat
• alpha-mail pants - 1050 Meat

The Raffle House

• raffle ticket - 1000 Meat

The Smacketeria (available only to initiated Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers, or to level 9+ Accordion Thieves)

• turtle pheromones - 50 Meat
• Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs - 100 Meat
• cheap wind-up clock - 200 Meat
• blood of the Wereseal - 500 Meat
• enchanted brass knuckles - 1000 Meat

Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery (available only to initiated Pastamancers and Saucerors, or to level 9+ Accordion Thieves)

• magical mystery juice - 100 meat
• delectable catalyst - 1000 meat
• MSG - 1000 meat
• ladle of mystery - 3000 meat
• special sauce glove - 5000 meat
• kickback cookbook - 4000 meat
• Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration - 4000 meat
• Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire - 4000 meat

The Shadowy Store (available only to initiated Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves)

• ye olde golde frontes - 1500 Meat
• bejeweled accordion strap - 2000 Meat
• moxie magnet - 3000 Meat

A Suspicious-Looking Guy

• goofballs - first one's free, then each successive one costs 1,000 Meat more

Uncle P's Antiques

• 'Villa' document - 500,000,000 Meat
• Mr. Exploiter - 1,000,000,000 Meat

In the back room (see MobHits for a detailed explanation) (no longer available):

• beat somebody up and break their knees - 10,000 Meat
• beat somebody up, break their knees, and break their familiar's knees - 20,000 Meat
• beat somebody up, break their knees, break their familiar's knees, and deliver the same to three of their contacts - 60,000 Meat
• The Don's Special - 100,000 Meat
• learn how many protection contracts a target has - 5,000 Meat

The Bounty Hunter Hunter

• bowl of Bounty-Os - 1 filthy lucre
• Oreille Divisée brandy - 1 filthy lucre
• odor extractor - 1 filthy lucre
• bounty-hunting helmet - 15 filthy lucre
• bounty-hunting rifle - 15 filthy lucre
• bounty-hunting pants - 15 filthy lucre
• pompadour'd puppy - 100 filthy lucre
• Tome of Transcendent Olfaction - 200 filthy lucre

The Hermitage

• seal tooth
• chisel
• jabañero pepper
• petrified noodles
• banjo strings
• hot buttered roll
• wooden figurine
• golden twig
• ketchup
• catsup
• sweet rims
• dingy planks
• volleyball
• ten-leaf clover (not always available)

The Knob Goblin Laboratory

• Knob Goblin seltzer - 80 Meat
• Knob Goblin stink bomb - 130 Meat
• Knob Goblin nasal spray - 150 Meat
• Knob Goblin love potion - 170 Meat
• Knob Goblin eyedrops - 200 Meat
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray - 230 Meat
• Knob Goblin steroids - 250 Meat
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray - 250 Meat
• Knob Goblin learning pill - 300 Meat

The Hippy Store

• herbs - 64 Meat
• orange - 70 Meat
• grapefruit - 70 Meat
• grapes - 70 Meat
• olive - 70 Meat
• tomato - 70 Meat
• strawberry - 70 Meat
• lemon - 70 Meat

The White Citadel

• White Citadel burger - 100 Meat
• White Citadel fries - 100 Meat
• onion shurikens - 80 Meat
• Regular Cloaca Cola - 80 Meat
• Diet Cloaca Cola - 80 Meat
• Cherry Cloaca Cola - 80 Meat

Ascension Areas

The Bakery (inside Degrassi Knoll)

• Gnollish pie tin - 30 Meat
• wad of dough - 50 Meat
• flat dough - 70 Meat
• skewer - 80 Meat
• taco shell - 80 Meat
• Gnollish casserole dish - 150 Meat

General Store (inside Degrassi Knoll)

• spring - 20 Meat
• sprocket - 20 Meat
• cog - 20 Meat
• empty meat tank - 20 Meat
• tires - 28 Meat
• bugbear beanie - 70 Meat
• bugbear bungguard - 70 Meat
• gnollish plunger - 80 Meat
• gnollish flyswatter - 80 Meat
• frilly skirt - 80 Meat
• maiden wig - 80 Meat

Little Canadia Jewelers (in Little Canadia)

• piercing post - 64 Meat
• necklace chain - 70 Meat
• ring setting - 200 Meat
• jewelry-making pliers - 1000 Meat

Chez Snootée (in Little Canadia)

WARNING: When you buy a food from Chez Snootée, you immediately eat it. You can't choose to save it for later.

• Peche a la Frog - 50 Meat (3-4 A, 3 F)
• Au Jus Gezund Heit - 75 Meat (5-6 A, 4 F)
• Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi - 100 Meat (6-8 A, 5 F)
• Today's Special - a random regular food

The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (in the Gnomish Gnomads' Camp)

WARNING: When you buy a drink from the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, you immediately drink it. You can't choose to save it for later.

• Petite Porter - 50 Meat (3-5 A, 3 D)
• Scrawny Stout - 75 Meat (3-6 A, 3 D)
• Infinitesimal IPA - 100 Meat (3-8 A, 3 D)
• Today's Special - a random regular drink

See also: TrophyHut, ShoreRewards, PixelItems, StarItems