This list shows you how difficult each area in the Kingdom (not counting Ascension areas) is, as measured by the power of the resident monsters.
Area Name | Minimum Power | Median Power | Maximum Power | Average Meat (from combat only) |
[+] The Spectral Pickle Factory | 200 | 200 | 200 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
carnivorous dill plant | 180 | 200 | 0.0 |
ghostly pickle factory worker | 180 | 200 | 0.0 |
vine gar | 180 | 200 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Hedge Maze | 180 | 180 | 180 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
topiary golem | 150 | 180 | 0.0 |
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[+] Wine Racks | 158 | 163 | 168 | 50.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
skeletal sommelier | 162 ± 5 | 168 | 100.5 |
possessed wine rack | 165 ± 5 | 158 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Haunted Bedroom | 159 | 162 | 164 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
remains of a jilted mistress | 145 ± 5 | 164 | 0.0 |
animated nightstand (mahogany) | 170 ± 5 | 162 | 0.0 |
animated nightstand (white) | 180 ± 5 | 159 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Hole in the Sky | 150 | 158 | 168 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
The Astronomer | 150 ± 5 | 168 | 0.0 |
The Hooded Warrior | 150 ± 5 | 165 | 0.0 |
The Little Man in the Canoe | 150 ± 5 | 165 | 0.0 |
The Axe Wound | 150 ± 5 | 163 | 0.0 |
The Burrowing Bishop | 150 ± 5 | 163 | 0.0 |
The Beaver | 150 ± 5 | 162 | 0.0 |
The Pork Sword | 150 ± 5 | 162 | 0.0 |
The Flange | 150 ± 5 | 159 | 0.0 |
The Junk | 150 ± 5 | 159 | 0.0 |
The Camel's Toe | 150 ± 5 | 158 | 0.0 |
The Skinflute | 150 ± 5 | 158 | 0.0 |
The Bush | 150 ± 5 | 156 | 0.0 |
The Family Jewels | 150 ± 5 | 156 | 0.0 |
The Muff | 150 ± 5 | 153 | 0.0 |
The Trouser Snake | 150 ± 5 | 153 | 0.0 |
The Honey Pot | 150 ± 5 | 152 | 0.0 |
The Twig and Berries | 150 ± 5 | 152 | 0.0 |
One-Eyed Willie | 150 ± 5 | 150 | 0.0 |
The Box | 150 ± 5 | 150 | 0.0 |
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[+] Great Trip | 145 | 145 | 145 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Angels of Avalon | 150 | 145 | 0.0 |
Bustle in the Hedgerow | 150 | 145 | 0.0 |
Elders of the Gentle Race | 150 | 145 | 0.0 |
Gathering of Angels? | 150 | 145 | 0.0 |
Higher Plane Serpents | 150 | 145 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Palindome | 136 | 141.5 | 496 | 75.1 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Dr. Awkward | 200 ± 0 | 496 | 0.0 |
Flock of Stab-bats | 155 ± 5 | 155 | 160.0 |
Evil Olive | 140 ± 5 | 145 | 0.0 |
Racecar Bob | 139 ± 5 | 144 | 119.0 |
Taco Cat | 145 ± 5 | 139 | 101.0 |
Bob Racecar | 139 ± 5 | 138 | 119.5 |
Drab Bard | 170 ± 5 | 136 | 81.0 |
Tan Gnat | 128 ± 5 | 136 | 20.0 |
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[+] An Oasis | 132 | 136 | 137 | 98.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
rolling stone | 135 ± 5 | 137 | 0.0 |
blur | 141 ± 5 | 136 | 120.5 |
swarm of scarab beatles | 131 ± 5 | 136 | 175.0 |
oasis monster | 139 ± 5 | 132 | 99.5 |
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[+] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky | 125 | 131-134 | 145 | 150.7 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Alphabet Giant | 150 ± 5 | 145 | 151.0 |
Raver Giant | 150 ± 5 | 140 | 151.5 |
Furry Giant | 150 ± 5 | 135 | 149.5 |
Goth Giant | 150 ± 5 | 130 | 152.5 |
Possibility Giant | 150 ± 5 | 130 | 150.5 |
Procrastination Giant | 150 ± 5 | 125 | 149.0 |
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[+] The Black Forest | 123 | 129 | 133 | 78.1 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
black panther | 128 ± 5 | 133 | 148.0 |
black widow | 121 ± 5 | 132 | 50.0 |
black adder | 124 ± 5 | 129 | 102.0 |
blackberry bush | 136 ± 5 | 126 | 0.0 |
The Black Knight | 135 ± 5 | 123 | 90.5 |
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[+] The Haunted Gallery | 105 | 115 | 115 | 59.9 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
empty suit of armor | 120 ± 5 | 115 | 0.0 |
knight [snake] | 130 ± 5 | 115 | 0.0 |
knight [wolf] | 130 ± 5 | 115 | 0.0 |
guy with a pitchfork, and his wife | 120 ± 5 | 110 | 100.0 |
cubist bull | 110 ± 5 | 105 | 199.5 |
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[+] The Haunted Ballroom | 110 | 110 | 110 | 50.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
floating platter of hors d'ouvres | 120 ± 5 | 110 | 0.0 |
ghastly organist | 120 ± 5 | 110 | 101.0 |
tapdancing skeleton | 120 ± 5 | 110 | 0.0 |
zombie waltzers | 120 ± 5 | 110 | 99.0 |
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[+] The Icy Peak | 105 | 106 | 107 | 100.7 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Snow Queen | 70 ± 3 | 107 | 0.0 |
upgraded ram | 95 ± 4 | 106 | 99.5 |
Knott Yeti | 90 ± 4 | 105 | 202.5 |
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[+] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship | 90 | 100 | 120 | 99.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
MagiMechTech MechaMech | 100 ± 5 | 120 | 0.0 |
Irritating Series of Random Encounters | 110 ± 5 | 105 | 139.0 |
Burly Sidekick | 100 ± 5 | 100 | 130.0 |
Protagonist | 80 ± 4 | 100 | 99.5 |
Quiet Healer | 90 ± 4 | 95 | 115.0 |
Spunky Princess | 75 ± 3 | 90 | 111.5 |
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[+] The Haunted Bathroom | 88 | 91-94 | 200 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
guy made of bees | 100000 | 200 | 0.0 |
malevolent hair clog | 85 ± 4 | 95 | 0.0 |
claw-foot bathtub | 100 ± 5 | 90 | 0.0 |
toilet papergeist | 105 ± 5 | 88 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Haert of the Cyrpt | 90 | 90 | 90 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
The Bonerdagon | 120 | 90 | 0.0 |
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[+] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen | 80 | 85 | 90 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster | 80 ± 4 | 90 | 0.0 |
Ninja Snowman (attacks with carrot or several shuriken) | 70 ± 3 | 85 | 0.0 |
Ninja Snowman (attacks with chi or a shuriken) | 70 ± 3 | 85 | 0.0 |
Ninja Snowman (on lunch break) | 70 ± 3 | 85 | 0.0 |
Ninja Snowman Janitor | 70 ± 3 | 80 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm | 75 | 81 | 87 | 22.9 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
me4t begZ0r | 77 ± 3 | 87 | 0.0 |
Spam Witch | 75 ± 3 | 85 | 30.0 |
Flaming Troll | 73 ± 3 | 83 | 40.0 |
1335 HaXx0r | 71 ± 3 | 81 | 30.0 |
Lamz0r N00b | 69 ± 3 | 79 | 30.5 |
Anime Smiley | 67 ± 3 | 77 | 0.0 |
XXX pr0n | 68 ± 3 | 75 | 30.0 |
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[+] The eXtreme Slope | 73 | 74 | 75 | 36.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
sk8 gnome | 65 ± 3 | 75 | 70.5 |
eXtreme Orcish snowboarder | 65 ± 3 | 74 | 40.0 |
eXtreme cross-country hippy | 65 ± 3 | 73 | 0.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 25.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Booze Giant | 66 ± 3 | 76 | 0.0 |
Portly Abomination | 63 ± 3 | 73 | 75.0 |
Spectral Jellyfish | 60 ± 3 | 70 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Goatlet | 68 | 68 | 68 | 49.7 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
dairy goat | 50 ± 2 | 68 | 49.5 |
drunk goat | 50 ± 2 | 68 | 44.5 |
sabre-toothed goat | 50 ± 2 | 68 | 55.0 |
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[+] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove | 61 | 65 | 69 | 29.1 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
shifty pirate | 59 ± 2 | 69 | 44.5 |
shady pirate | 57 ± 2 | 67 | 29.0 |
smarmy pirate | 55 ± 2 | 65 | 27.0 |
swarthy pirate | 53 ± 2 | 63 | 25.0 |
sassy pirate | 51 ± 2 | 61 | 20.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 21.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Carnivorous Moxie Weed | 56 ± 2 | 66 | 0.0 |
Weremoose | 53 ± 2 | 63 | 63.5 |
Grass Elemental | 50 ± 2 | 60 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Defiled Alcove | 51-54 | 56-59 | 75 | 103.5 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
conjoined zmombie | 60 | 75 | 310.5 |
grave rober zmobie | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
corpulent zobmie | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Defiled Niche | 56-59 | 56-59 | 70 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
gargantulihc | 60 | 70 | 0.0 |
senile lihc | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
slick lihc | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Defiled Nook | 51-54 | 56-59 | 70 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
giant skeelton | 60 | 70 | 0.0 |
toothy sklelton | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
spiny skelelton | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Misspelled Cemetary (post-Cyrpt) | 51-54 | 56.25 | 56-59 | 3.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
grave rober zmobie | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
senile lihc | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
slick lihc | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
toothy sklelton | 50 | 56-59 | 0.0 |
gaunt ghuol | 50 | 55 | 0.0 |
gluttonous ghuol | 50 | 55 | 30.5 |
corpulent zobmie | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
spiny skelelton | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Defiled Cranny | 55 | 55 | 75 | 10.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
huge ghuol | 60 | 75 | 0.0 |
gaunt ghuol | 50 | 55 | 0.0 |
gluttonous ghuol | 50 | 55 | 30.5 |
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[+] Itznotyerzitz Mine | 53 | 53 | 57 | 45.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman | 50 ± 2 | 57 | 58.5 |
7-Foot Dwarf "Royale" | 40 ± 2 | 53 | 38.5 |
7-Foot Dwarf "moil" | 40 ± 2 | 53 | 40.5 |
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[+] The Haunted Library | 51 | 53 | 57 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
banshee librarian | 69 ± 3 | 57 | 0.0 |
writing desk | 62 ± 3 | 53 | 0.0 |
bookbat | 55 ± 2 | 51 | 0.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 | 50 | 53 | 56 | 18.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Fruit Golem | 46 ± 2 | 56 | 0.0 |
Knob Goblin Mutant | 43 ± 2 | 53 | 54.5 |
BASIC Elemental | 40 ± 2 | 50 | 0.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob King's Chamber | 53 | 53 | 53 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
The Knob Goblin King | 50 ± 0 | 53 | 0.0 |
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[+] Mediocre Trip | 51-54 | 51-54 | 51-54 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Best Carpet Ever | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
Feeling That You're Being Watched | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
Really Interesting Wallpaper | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
Urge to Stare at Your Hands | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
Visible Music | 50 | 51-54 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Deep Fat Friars' Gate | 40 | 46 | 52 | 30.7 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Hellion | 52 ± 2 | 52 | 0.0 |
Fallen Archfiend | 50 ± 2 | 50 | 45.5 |
Demoninja | 48 ± 2 | 48 | 50.0 |
G imp | 46 ± 2 | 46 | 30.0 |
L imp | 44 ± 2 | 44 | 29.5 |
P imp | 42 ± 2 | 42 | 30.0 |
W imp | 40 ± 2 | 40 | 30.0 |
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[+] The Dark Heart of the Woods | 42 | 46 | 50 | 35.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Fallen Archfiend | 50 ± 2 | 50 | 45.5 |
G imp | 46 ± 2 | 46 | 30.0 |
P imp | 42 ± 2 | 42 | 30.0 |
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[+] The Dark Elbow of the Woods | 44 | 46 | 48 | 36.5 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Demoninja | 48 ± 2 | 48 | 50.0 |
G imp | 46 ± 2 | 46 | 30.0 |
L imp | 44 ± 2 | 44 | 29.5 |
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[+] Knob Goblin Laboratory | 40 | 42.5 | 45 | 42.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist | 30 ± 1 | 45 | 45.5 |
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist | 25 ± 1 | 40 | 40.0 |
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[+] The Dark Neck of the Woods | 40 | 42 | 52 | 20.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Hellion | 52 ± 2 | 52 | 0.0 |
P imp | 42 ± 2 | 42 | 30.0 |
W imp | 40 ± 2 | 40 | 30.0 |
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[+] The Hippy Camp | 39 | 40 | 41 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
crusty hippy | 30 ± 1 | 41 | 0.0 |
crusty hippy Vegan chef | 30 ± 1 | 41 | 0.0 |
crusty hippy jewelry maker | 30 ± 1 | 41 | 0.0 |
dirty hippy | 30 ± 1 | 40 | 0.0 |
dirty hippy Vegan chef | 30 ± 1 | 40 | 0.0 |
dirty hippy jewelry maker | 30 ± 1 | 40 | 0.0 |
filthy hippy | 30 ± 1 | 39 | 0.0 |
filthy hippy Vegan chef | 30 ± 1 | 39 | 0.0 |
filthy hippy jewelry maker | 30 ± 1 | 39 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Orcish Frat House | 39 | 40 | 41 | 30.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Orcish Frat Boy "French Maid's outfit" | 30 ± 1 | 41 | 30.0 |
Orcish Frat Boy "paddling new pledges" | 30 ± 1 | 40 | 30.0 |
Orcish Frat Boy "likes hot Sorority Orcs" | 30 ± 1 | 39 | 30.5 |
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[+] The Dungeons of Doom | 36-39 | 36-39 | 45 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
mimic (m) | 50 | 45 | 0.0 |
Quantum Mechanic (Q) | 51 | 41-44 | 0.0 |
acid blob (b) | 40 | 36-39 | 0.0 |
large kobold (k) | 30 | 36-39 | 0.0 |
mind flayer (h) | 47 | 36-39 | 0.0 |
swarm of killer bees (a) | 45 | 36-39 | 0.0 |
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[+] Whitey's Grove | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 17.5 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knight in White Satin | 21 ± 1 | 38 | 29.5 |
white chocolate golem | 21 ± 1 | 37 | 0.0 |
white lion | 21 ± 1 | 36 | 30.5 |
whitesnake | 21 ± 1 | 35 | 10.0 |
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[+] The Road to the White Citadel | 35 | 35 | 36-39 | 33.7 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
eXtreme Sports Orcs | 30 | 36-39 | 30.5 |
angry raccoon puppet | 21 | 35 | 20.5 |
business hippy | 25 | 35 | 50.0 |
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[+] The Cola Wars Battlefield | 30 | 30 | 30 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer | 40 | 30 | 0.0 |
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier | 35 | 30 | 0.0 |
Cloaca-Cola Soldier | 30 | 30 | 0.0 |
Dyspepsi-Cola General | 40 | 30 | 0.0 |
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight | 35 | 30 | 0.0 |
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier | 30 | 30 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Knob Shaft | 30 | 30 | 30 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
ghost miner | 31 ± 1 | 30 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Boss Bat's Lair | 25 | 28.5 | 32 | 126.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
The Boss Bat | 40 ± 0 | 32 | 0.0 |
beefy bodyguard bat | 25 ± 1 | 25 | 253.5 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Harem | 25 | 27.5 | 30 | 25.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman | 30 ± 1 | 30 | 50.0 |
Knob Goblin Harem Girl | 20 ± 1 | 25 | 0.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Treasury | 24 | 27 | 30 | 55.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman | 30 ± 1 | 30 | 50.0 |
Knob Goblin Bean Counter | 20 ± 1 | 24 | 60.0 |
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[+] The Barrel Full of Barrels | 15 | 25 | 35 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
mimic [top two rows] | 45 | 35 | 0.0 |
mimic [middle two rows] | 35 | 25 | 0.0 |
mimic [bottom two rows] | 25 | 15 | 0.0 |
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[+] The 8-Bit Realm | 20 | 25 | 25 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Blooper | 15 ± 0 | 25 | 0.0 |
Bullet Bill | 15 ± 0 | 25 | 0.0 |
Keese | 15 ± 0 | 25 | 0.0 |
Octorok | 15 ± 0 | 25 | 0.0 |
Zol | 15 ± 0 | 25 | 0.0 |
Buzzy Beetle [post-ascension only] | 15 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
Goomba [pre-ascension only] | 15 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
Koopa Troopa | 15 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
Tektite | 15 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow | 23 | 24 | 25 | 22.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
ratbat | 22 ± 1 | 25 | 22.0 |
batrat | 20 ± 1 | 23 | 22.0 |
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[+] South of the Border | 17 | 22 | 25 | 8.1 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
raging bull | 20 ± 1 | 25 | 30.5 |
angry piñata | 20 ± 1 | 22 | 0.0 |
mariachi calavera | 30 ± 1 | 22 | 0.0 |
irate mariachi | 17 ± 0 | 20 | 5.0 |
handsome mariachi | 15 ± 0 | 17 | 5.0 |
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[+] Cobb's Knob Kitchens | 20 | 21 | 22 | 151.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
(SR) Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain | 35 | 152 | 282.0 |
Knob Goblin Master Chef | 20 ± 1 | 22 | 0.0 |
Knob Goblin Chef | 15 ± 0 | 20 | 20.0 |
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[+] The Beanbat Chamber | 21 | 21 | 21 | 34.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
beanbat | 18 ± 0 | 21 | 34.0 |
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[+] The Misspelled Cemetary (pre-Cyrpt) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 20.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
grave rober | 12 ± 0 | 22 | 0.0 |
Smart Skelton | 11 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
lihc | 11 ± 0 | 20 | 35.5 |
zmobie | 11 ± 0 | 20 | 36.5 |
ghuol | 10 ± 0 | 19 | 34.5 |
zobmie | 10 ± 0 | 19 | 33.5 |
skleleton | 10 ± 0 | 18 | 0.0 |
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[+] Bad Trip | 20 | 20 | 20 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Swarm of Country Bats | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
Trippy Floating Head "foul stench" | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
Trippy Floating Head "not Todd" | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
Trippy Floating Head "organized religion" | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
Zombie Baby | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Haunted Billiards Room | 20 | 20 | 20 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
chalkdust wraith | 10 ± 0 | 20 | 0.0 |
pooltergeist | 25 ± 1 | 20 | 0.0 |
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[+] The "Fun" House | 16-19 | 16-19 | 20 | 15.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
creepy clown | 16 | 20 | 30.0 |
bugbear-in-the-box | 11 | 16-19 | 15.0 |
disease-in-the-box | 14 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
lemon-in-the-box | 12 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
scary clown | 15 | 16-19 | 25.0 |
shaky clown | 16 | 16-19 | 21.5 |
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[+] The Daily Dungeon | 10 | 16-19 | 20 | 12.4 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
apathetic lizardman | 12 | 20 | 20.0 |
giant giant moth | 11 | 16-19 | 16.0 |
mayonnaise wasp | 11 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
tonic water elemental | 14 | 16-19 | 17.5 |
vampire clam | 14 | 16-19 | 19.5 |
pencil golem | 11 | 15 | 0.0 |
sabre-toothed lime | 8 | 15 | 14.0 |
dairy ooze | 8 | 11-14 | 13.0 |
dodecapede | 8 | 10 | 12.0 |
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[+] Tower Ruins | 16-19 | 16-19 | 16-19 | 22.6 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Brainsweeper | 9 | 16-19 | 36.0 |
Bread Golem | 8 | 16-19 | 32.5 |
Chowder Golem | 9 | 16-19 | 36.0 |
Lesser Fruit Golem | 9 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
Weretaco | 8 | 16-19 | 31.0 |
Yeast Beast | 8 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
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[+] Guano Junction | 14 | 16.5 | 18 | 27.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
perpendicular bat | 12 ± 0 | 18 | 30.0 |
briefcase bat | 11 ± 0 | 17 | 28.5 |
vampire bat | 10 ± 0 | 17 | 40.0 |
skullbat | 10 ± 0 | 16 | 28.5 |
baseball bat | 9 ± 0 | 15 | 20.0 |
doughbat | 8 ± 0 | 14 | 20.0 |
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[+] The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave | 15 | 15 | 15 | 35.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
Spaghetti Elemental | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
Stella, the Turtle Poacher | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
The Spirit of New Wave | 8 | 15 | 35.0 |
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[+] The Bat Hole Entrance | 12 | 13 | 14 | 21.5 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
pine bat | 8 ± 0 | 14 | 22.0 |
regular old bat | 8 ± 0 | 13 | 22.5 |
albino bat | 8 ± 0 | 12 | 20.0 |
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[+] Degrassi Knoll | 10 | 11-14 | 11-14 | 23.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Gnollish Piebaker | 6 | 11-14 | 26.5 |
Gnollish Plungermaster | 6 | 11-14 | 26.0 |
Gnollish Tirejuggler | 6 | 11-14 | 24.5 |
Gnollish War Chef | 9 | 11-14 | 23.5 |
Guard Bugbear | 6 | 11-14 | 24.0 |
one-eyed Gnoll | 5 | 11-14 | 22.0 |
Gnollish Crossdresser | 5 | 10 | 22.0 |
Gnollish Flyslayer | 5 | 10 | 20.0 |
Gnollish Gearhead | 5 | 10 | 20.0 |
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[+] The Typical Tavern | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
drunken rat | 8 ± 0 | 10 | 10.0 |
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[+] The Haunted Conservatory | 7 | 8.5 | 9 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
confused goth music student | 9 ± 0 | 9 | 0.0 |
skeletal cat | 8 ± 0 | 9 | 0.0 |
skeletal monkey | 8 ± 0 | 9 | 0.0 |
skeletal hamster | 7 ± 0 | 8 | 0.0 |
anglerbush | 10 ± 0 | 7 | 0.0 |
man-eating plant | 9 ± 0 | 7 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Haunted Kitchen | 5 | 5 | 5 | 3.4 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
demonic icebox | 5 ± 0 | 5 | 5.0 |
paper towelgeist | 6 ± 0 | 5 | 0.0 |
possessed silverware drawer | 6 ± 0 | 5 | 0.0 |
skullery maid | 4 ± 0 | 5 | 5.0 |
zombie chef | 4 ± 0 | 5 | 7.0 |
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[+] The Haunted Pantry | 5 | 5 | 5 | 6.8 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef | 1 | 5 | 8.0 |
drunken half-orc hobo | 1 | 5 | 0.0 |
fiendish can of asparagus | 1 | 5 | 5.0 |
flame-broiled meat blob | 2 | 5 | 19.5 |
possessed can of tomatoes | 1 | 5 | 3.0 |
undead elbow macaroni | 1 | 5 | 5.0 |
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[+] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob | 5 | 5 | 5 | 7.2 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef | 1 | 5 | 8.0 |
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team | 2 | 5 | 10.0 |
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist | 1 | 5 | 6.0 |
sleeping Knob Goblin Guard | 1 | 5 | 5.0 |
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[+] The Sleazy Back Alley | 5 | 5 | 5 | 2.5 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
big creepy spider | 1 | 5 | 5.0 |
completely different spider | 1 | 5 | 5.0 |
drunken half-orc hobo | 1 | 5 | 0.0 |
rushing bum | 1 | 5 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Spooky Forest | 5 | 5 | 5 | 8.6 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
bar | 5 | 5 | 15.0 |
spooky mummy | 3 | 5 | 10.0 |
spooky vampire | 2 | 5 | 5.0 |
triffid | 6 | 5 | 0.0 |
warwelf | 2 | 5 | 12.0 |
wolfman | 2 | 5 | 9.5 |
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[+] The Dire Warren | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8.0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
fluffy bunny | 1 ± 0 | 1 | 8.0 |
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Ascension Areas |
[+] The Spooky Gravy Barrow | 55 | 61-64 | 75 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies | 80 | 75 | 0.0 |
spooky gravy fairy ninja | 55 | 65 | 0.0 |
spooky gravy fairy warlock | 50 | 60 | 0.0 |
spooky gravy fairy guard | 45 | 55 | 0.0 |
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[+] Camp Logging Camp | 35 | 35.5 | 40 | 22.4 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
lumberjack supervisor | 40 ± 2 | 40 | 29.5 |
lumberjill | 36 ± 1 | 36 | 20.0 |
decent lumberjack | 35 ± 1 | 35 | 20.0 |
lumberjuan | 35 ± 1 | 35 | 20.0 |
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[+] Thugnderdome | 35 | 35 | 45 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
vicious gnauga | 40 | 45 | 0.0 |
Gnomester Blomester | 35 | 35 | 0.0 |
gnarly gnome | 35 | 35 | 0.0 |
gnasty gnome | 35 | 35 | 0.0 |
gnefarious gnome | 35 | 35 | 0.0 |
gnu jack gnome | 35 | 35 | 0.0 |
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[+] The Bugbear Pens | 11-14 | 16.25 | 20 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
annoying spooky gravy fairy | 20 | 20 | 0.0 |
bugged bugbear | 14 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
mad bugbears | 13 | 16-19 | 0.0 |
angry bugbear | 12 | 15 | 0.0 |
revolting bugbear | 10 | 11-14 | 0.0 |
revolving bugbear | 11 | 11-14 | 0.0 |
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[+] Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp | 2 | 2.5 | 3 | 0 |
Monster | HP | Power | Avg. Meat |
axe handle | 3 ± 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
poutine ooze | 3 ± 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
cloud of disembodied whiskers | 3 ± 0 | 2 | 0.0 |
forest spirit | 3 ± 0 | 2 | 0.0 |
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Kittiwake has done a lot of work to find the Moxie values at which you don't get hit at all, which you can see in this forum thread (now hosted on the OxygeNation forums due to its spoilertasticness; the original thread can be found here). Cisco has also taken this work and made a nifty widget out of it which will automatically tell you safe areas to adventure in; you can see it here.