Subjunctive KoL   Subjunctive KoL: AreaDifficulty

This list shows you how difficult each area in the Kingdom (not counting Ascension areas) is, as measured by the power of the resident monsters.

What does "power" mean?

Important note: As of approximately August 22, 2006, the HP and power for a given individual monster will fluctuate by about ± 5% around their average values (i.e. for a monster with 100 HP, any individuals of that species you fight will have anywhere from approximately 95-105 HP). The XP yield of the monsters does not appear to change, however. In some cases, I have measured the exact amount of variation, which is indicated by the "±" in the table. It appears that the variation is as follows:

How to use this table:

Area NameMinimum PowerMedian PowerMaximum PowerAverage Meat
(from combat only)
[+] The Spectral Pickle Factory2002002000
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
carnivorous dill plant1802000.0
ghostly pickle factory worker1802000.0
vine gar1802000.0
[+] The Hedge Maze1801801800
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
topiary golem1501800.0
[+] Wine Racks15816316850.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
skeletal sommelier162 ± 5168100.5
possessed wine rack165 ± 51580.0
[+] The Haunted Bedroom1591621640
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
remains of a jilted mistress145 ± 51640.0
animated nightstand (mahogany)170 ± 51620.0
animated nightstand (white)180 ± 51590.0
[+] The Hole in the Sky1501581680
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
The Astronomer150 ± 51680.0
The Hooded Warrior150 ± 51650.0
The Little Man in the Canoe150 ± 51650.0
The Axe Wound150 ± 51630.0
The Burrowing Bishop150 ± 51630.0
The Beaver150 ± 51620.0
The Pork Sword150 ± 51620.0
The Flange150 ± 51590.0
The Junk150 ± 51590.0
The Camel's Toe150 ± 51580.0
The Skinflute150 ± 51580.0
The Bush150 ± 51560.0
The Family Jewels150 ± 51560.0
The Muff150 ± 51530.0
The Trouser Snake150 ± 51530.0
The Honey Pot150 ± 51520.0
The Twig and Berries150 ± 51520.0
One-Eyed Willie150 ± 51500.0
The Box150 ± 51500.0
[+] Great Trip1451451450
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Angels of Avalon1501450.0
Bustle in the Hedgerow1501450.0
Elders of the Gentle Race1501450.0
Gathering of Angels?1501450.0
Higher Plane Serpents1501450.0
[+] The Palindome136141.549675.1
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Dr. Awkward200 ± 04960.0
Flock of Stab-bats155 ± 5155160.0
Evil Olive140 ± 51450.0
Racecar Bob139 ± 5144119.0
Taco Cat145 ± 5139101.0
Bob Racecar139 ± 5138119.5
Drab Bard170 ± 513681.0
Tan Gnat128 ± 513620.0
[+] An Oasis13213613798.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
rolling stone135 ± 51370.0
blur141 ± 5136120.5
swarm of scarab beatles131 ± 5136175.0
oasis monster139 ± 513299.5
[+] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky125131-134145150.7
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Alphabet Giant150 ± 5145151.0
Raver Giant150 ± 5140151.5
Furry Giant150 ± 5135149.5
Goth Giant150 ± 5130152.5
Possibility Giant150 ± 5130150.5
Procrastination Giant150 ± 5125149.0
[+] The Black Forest12312913378.1
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
black panther128 ± 5133148.0
black widow121 ± 513250.0
black adder124 ± 5129102.0
blackberry bush136 ± 51260.0
The Black Knight135 ± 512390.5
[+] The Haunted Gallery10511511559.9
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
empty suit of armor120 ± 51150.0
knight [snake]130 ± 51150.0
knight [wolf]130 ± 51150.0
guy with a pitchfork, and his wife120 ± 5110100.0
cubist bull110 ± 5105199.5
[+] The Haunted Ballroom11011011050.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
floating platter of hors d'ouvres120 ± 51100.0
ghastly organist120 ± 5110101.0
tapdancing skeleton120 ± 51100.0
zombie waltzers120 ± 511099.0
[+] The Icy Peak105106107100.7
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Snow Queen70 ± 31070.0
upgraded ram95 ± 410699.5
Knott Yeti90 ± 4105202.5
[+] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship9010012099.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
MagiMechTech MechaMech100 ± 51200.0
Irritating Series of Random Encounters110 ± 5105139.0
Burly Sidekick100 ± 5100130.0
Protagonist80 ± 410099.5
Quiet Healer90 ± 495115.0
Spunky Princess75 ± 390111.5
[+] The Haunted Bathroom8891-942000
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
guy made of bees1000002000.0
malevolent hair clog85 ± 4950.0
claw-foot bathtub100 ± 5900.0
toilet papergeist105 ± 5880.0
[+] The Haert of the Cyrpt9090900
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
The Bonerdagon120900.0
[+] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen8085900
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster80 ± 4900.0
Ninja Snowman (attacks with carrot or several shuriken)70 ± 3850.0
Ninja Snowman (attacks with chi or a shuriken)70 ± 3850.0
Ninja Snowman (on lunch break)70 ± 3850.0
Ninja Snowman Janitor70 ± 3800.0
[+] The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm75818722.9
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
me4t begZ0r77 ± 3870.0
Spam Witch75 ± 38530.0
Flaming Troll73 ± 38340.0
1335 HaXx0r71 ± 38130.0
Lamz0r N00b69 ± 37930.5
Anime Smiley67 ± 3770.0
XXX pr0n68 ± 37530.0
[+] The eXtreme Slope73747536.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
sk8 gnome65 ± 37570.5
eXtreme Orcish snowboarder65 ± 37440.0
eXtreme cross-country hippy65 ± 3730.0
[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 370737625.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Booze Giant66 ± 3760.0
Portly Abomination63 ± 37375.0
Spectral Jellyfish60 ± 3700.0
[+] The Goatlet68686849.7
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
dairy goat50 ± 26849.5
drunk goat50 ± 26844.5
sabre-toothed goat50 ± 26855.0
[+] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove61656929.1
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
shifty pirate59 ± 26944.5
shady pirate57 ± 26729.0
smarmy pirate55 ± 26527.0
swarthy pirate53 ± 26325.0
sassy pirate51 ± 26120.0
[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 260636621.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Carnivorous Moxie Weed56 ± 2660.0
Weremoose53 ± 26363.5
Grass Elemental50 ± 2600.0
[+] The Defiled Alcove51-5456-5975103.5
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
conjoined zmombie6075310.5
grave rober zmobie5056-590.0
corpulent zobmie5051-540.0
[+] The Defiled Niche56-5956-59700
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
gargantulihc60700.0
senile lihc5056-590.0
slick lihc5056-590.0
[+] The Defiled Nook51-5456-59700
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
giant skeelton60700.0
toothy sklelton5056-590.0
spiny skelelton5051-540.0
[+] The Misspelled Cemetary (post-Cyrpt)51-5456.2556-593.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
grave rober zmobie5056-590.0
senile lihc5056-590.0
slick lihc5056-590.0
toothy sklelton5056-590.0
gaunt ghuol50550.0
gluttonous ghuol505530.5
corpulent zobmie5051-540.0
spiny skelelton5051-540.0
[+] The Defiled Cranny55557510.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
huge ghuol60750.0
gaunt ghuol50550.0
gluttonous ghuol505530.5
[+] Itznotyerzitz Mine53535745.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman50 ± 25758.5
7-Foot Dwarf "Royale"40 ± 25338.5
7-Foot Dwarf "moil"40 ± 25340.5
[+] The Haunted Library5153570
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
banshee librarian69 ± 3570.0
writing desk62 ± 3530.0
bookbat55 ± 2510.0
[+] Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 150535618.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Fruit Golem46 ± 2560.0
Knob Goblin Mutant43 ± 25354.5
BASIC Elemental40 ± 2500.0
[+] Cobb's Knob King's Chamber5353530
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
The Knob Goblin King50 ± 0530.0
[+] Mediocre Trip51-5451-5451-540
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Best Carpet Ever5051-540.0
Feeling That You're Being Watched5051-540.0
Really Interesting Wallpaper5051-540.0
Urge to Stare at Your Hands5051-540.0
Visible Music5051-540.0
[+] The Deep Fat Friars' Gate40465230.7
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Hellion52 ± 2520.0
Fallen Archfiend50 ± 25045.5
Demoninja48 ± 24850.0
G imp46 ± 24630.0
L imp44 ± 24429.5
P imp42 ± 24230.0
W imp40 ± 24030.0
[+] The Dark Heart of the Woods42465035.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Fallen Archfiend50 ± 25045.5
G imp46 ± 24630.0
P imp42 ± 24230.0
[+] The Dark Elbow of the Woods44464836.5
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Demoninja48 ± 24850.0
G imp46 ± 24630.0
L imp44 ± 24429.5
[+] Knob Goblin Laboratory4042.54542.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist30 ± 14545.5
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist25 ± 14040.0
[+] The Dark Neck of the Woods40425220.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Hellion52 ± 2520.0
P imp42 ± 24230.0
W imp40 ± 24030.0
[+] The Hippy Camp3940410
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
crusty hippy30 ± 1410.0
crusty hippy Vegan chef30 ± 1410.0
crusty hippy jewelry maker30 ± 1410.0
dirty hippy30 ± 1400.0
dirty hippy Vegan chef30 ± 1400.0
dirty hippy jewelry maker30 ± 1400.0
filthy hippy30 ± 1390.0
filthy hippy Vegan chef30 ± 1390.0
filthy hippy jewelry maker30 ± 1390.0
[+] The Orcish Frat House39404130.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Orcish Frat Boy "French Maid's outfit"30 ± 14130.0
Orcish Frat Boy "paddling new pledges"30 ± 14030.0
Orcish Frat Boy "likes hot Sorority Orcs"30 ± 13930.5
[+] The Dungeons of Doom36-3936-39450
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
mimic (m)50450.0
Quantum Mechanic (Q)5141-440.0
acid blob (b)4036-390.0
large kobold (k)3036-390.0
mind flayer (h)4736-390.0
swarm of killer bees (a)4536-390.0
[+] Whitey's Grove3536.53817.5
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knight in White Satin21 ± 13829.5
white chocolate golem21 ± 1370.0
white lion21 ± 13630.5
whitesnake21 ± 13510.0
[+] The Road to the White Citadel353536-3933.7
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
eXtreme Sports Orcs3036-3930.5
angry raccoon puppet213520.5
business hippy253550.0
[+] The Cola Wars Battlefield3030300
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer40300.0
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier35300.0
Cloaca-Cola Soldier30300.0
Dyspepsi-Cola General40300.0
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight35300.0
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier30300.0
[+] The Knob Shaft3030300
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
ghost miner31 ± 1300.0
[+] The Boss Bat's Lair2528.532126.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
The Boss Bat40 ± 0320.0
beefy bodyguard bat25 ± 125253.5
[+] Cobb's Knob Harem2527.53025.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman30 ± 13050.0
Knob Goblin Harem Girl20 ± 1250.0
[+] Cobb's Knob Treasury24273055.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman30 ± 13050.0
Knob Goblin Bean Counter20 ± 12460.0
[+] The Barrel Full of Barrels1525350
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
mimic [top two rows]45350.0
mimic [middle two rows]35250.0
mimic [bottom two rows]25150.0
[+] The 8-Bit Realm2025250
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Blooper15 ± 0250.0
Bullet Bill15 ± 0250.0
Keese15 ± 0250.0
Octorok15 ± 0250.0
Zol15 ± 0250.0
Buzzy Beetle [post-ascension only]15 ± 0200.0
Goomba [pre-ascension only]15 ± 0200.0
Koopa Troopa15 ± 0200.0
Tektite15 ± 0200.0
[+] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow23242522.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
ratbat22 ± 12522.0
batrat20 ± 12322.0
[+] South of the Border1722258.1
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
raging bull20 ± 12530.5
angry piñata20 ± 1220.0
mariachi calavera30 ± 1220.0
irate mariachi17 ± 0205.0
handsome mariachi15 ± 0175.0
[+] Cobb's Knob Kitchens202122151.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
(SR) Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain35152282.0
Knob Goblin Master Chef20 ± 1220.0
Knob Goblin Chef15 ± 02020.0
[+] The Beanbat Chamber21212134.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
beanbat18 ± 02134.0
[+] The Misspelled Cemetary (pre-Cyrpt)18202220.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
grave rober12 ± 0220.0
Smart Skelton11 ± 0200.0
lihc11 ± 02035.5
zmobie11 ± 02036.5
ghuol10 ± 01934.5
zobmie10 ± 01933.5
skleleton10 ± 0180.0
[+] Bad Trip2020200
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Swarm of Country Bats20200.0
Trippy Floating Head "foul stench"20200.0
Trippy Floating Head "not Todd"20200.0
Trippy Floating Head "organized religion"20200.0
Zombie Baby20200.0
[+] The Haunted Billiards Room2020200
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
chalkdust wraith10 ± 0200.0
pooltergeist25 ± 1200.0
[+] The "Fun" House16-1916-192015.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
creepy clown162030.0
bugbear-in-the-box1116-1915.0
disease-in-the-box1416-190.0
lemon-in-the-box1216-190.0
scary clown1516-1925.0
shaky clown1616-1921.5
[+] The Daily Dungeon1016-192012.4
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
apathetic lizardman122020.0
giant giant moth1116-1916.0
mayonnaise wasp1116-190.0
tonic water elemental1416-1917.5
vampire clam1416-1919.5
pencil golem11150.0
sabre-toothed lime81514.0
dairy ooze811-1413.0
dodecapede81012.0
[+] Tower Ruins16-1916-1916-1922.6
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Brainsweeper916-1936.0
Bread Golem816-1932.5
Chowder Golem916-1936.0
Lesser Fruit Golem916-190.0
Weretaco816-1931.0
Yeast Beast816-190.0
[+] Guano Junction1416.51827.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
perpendicular bat12 ± 01830.0
briefcase bat11 ± 01728.5
vampire bat10 ± 01740.0
skullbat10 ± 01628.5
baseball bat9 ± 01520.0
doughbat8 ± 01420.0
[+] The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave15151535.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal81535.0
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob81535.0
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi81535.0
Spaghetti Elemental81535.0
Stella, the Turtle Poacher81535.0
The Spirit of New Wave81535.0
[+] The Bat Hole Entrance12131421.5
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
pine bat8 ± 01422.0
regular old bat8 ± 01322.5
albino bat8 ± 01220.0
[+] Degrassi Knoll1011-1411-1423.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Gnollish Piebaker611-1426.5
Gnollish Plungermaster611-1426.0
Gnollish Tirejuggler611-1424.5
Gnollish War Chef911-1423.5
Guard Bugbear611-1424.0
one-eyed Gnoll511-1422.0
Gnollish Crossdresser51022.0
Gnollish Flyslayer51020.0
Gnollish Gearhead51020.0
[+] The Typical Tavern10101010.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
drunken rat8 ± 01010.0
[+] The Haunted Conservatory78.590
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
confused goth music student9 ± 090.0
skeletal cat8 ± 090.0
skeletal monkey8 ± 090.0
skeletal hamster7 ± 080.0
anglerbush10 ± 070.0
man-eating plant9 ± 070.0
[+] The Haunted Kitchen5553.4
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
demonic icebox5 ± 055.0
paper towelgeist6 ± 050.0
possessed silverware drawer6 ± 050.0
skullery maid4 ± 055.0
zombie chef4 ± 057.0
[+] The Haunted Pantry5556.8
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef158.0
drunken half-orc hobo150.0
fiendish can of asparagus155.0
flame-broiled meat blob2519.5
possessed can of tomatoes153.0
undead elbow macaroni155.0
[+] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob5557.2
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef158.0
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team2510.0
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist156.0
sleeping Knob Goblin Guard155.0
[+] The Sleazy Back Alley5552.5
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
big creepy spider155.0
completely different spider155.0
drunken half-orc hobo150.0
rushing bum150.0
[+] The Spooky Forest5558.6
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
bar5515.0
spooky mummy3510.0
spooky vampire255.0
triffid650.0
warwelf2512.0
wolfman259.5
[+] The Dire Warren1118.0
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
fluffy bunny1 ± 018.0
Ascension Areas
[+] The Spooky Gravy Barrow5561-64750
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies80750.0
spooky gravy fairy ninja55650.0
spooky gravy fairy warlock50600.0
spooky gravy fairy guard45550.0
[+] Camp Logging Camp3535.54022.4
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
lumberjack supervisor40 ± 24029.5
lumberjill36 ± 13620.0
decent lumberjack35 ± 13520.0
lumberjuan35 ± 13520.0
[+] Thugnderdome3535450
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
vicious gnauga40450.0
Gnomester Blomester35350.0
gnarly gnome35350.0
gnasty gnome35350.0
gnefarious gnome35350.0
gnu jack gnome35350.0
[+] The Bugbear Pens11-1416.25200
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
annoying spooky gravy fairy20200.0
bugged bugbear1416-190.0
mad bugbears1316-190.0
angry bugbear12150.0
revolting bugbear1011-140.0
revolving bugbear1111-140.0
[+] Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp22.530
MonsterHPPowerAvg. Meat
axe handle3 ± 030.0
poutine ooze3 ± 030.0
cloud of disembodied whiskers3 ± 020.0
forest spirit3 ± 020.0

Kittiwake has done a lot of work to find the Moxie values at which you don't get hit at all, which you can see in [WWW]this forum thread (now hosted on the OxygeNation forums due to its spoilertasticness; the original thread can be found [WWW]here). Cisco has also taken this work and made a nifty widget out of it which will automatically tell you safe areas to adventure in; you can see it [WWW]here.