Subjunctive KoL   Subjunctive KoL: BuffBots

If you don't want to go to the trouble of finding a human, there are a few buff bots in KoL which will automatically cast various buffs on you for some amount of meat. Most of these work on the same basic principle: Each charges a specific amount of meat for different buffs, and all you have to do is send a kmail with the magic amount of meat. Important: Before sending meat to any of these bots, make sure that they're online! Especially with Ascension, a lot of bots are not around 24/7. Otherwise you may not get your buff for a while, or possibly not at all.

Philanthropic Bots

These bots are all-in-one bots which can offer buffs from all classes. They offer "free" shots of the most popular buffs in the Kingdom once per day ("free" meaning less than 10 meat), and larger quantities of other buffs for regular prices. There are currently three major bots of this type in the Kingdom:

There is also a new web-based free buffbot created by Kinks [WWW]here. It is currently entirely free, although you can only request a limited number of buffs per day. Still, it appears to be reliable and fast for now.

Other Bots

These bots offer market-price buffs.

Past buff bots (no longer online)

In the past, there were many buff bots available in the Kingdom. Now, most have fallen by the wayside thanks to the overwhelming popularity and convenience of the philanthropic bots above. To the best of my knowledge, none of these bots are regularly active, but they're listed here for historical reasons.