Subjunctive KoL: SmithingRecipes

These are some things you can smith. This page also includes some hats, weapons, pants, and accessories you make via combining (rather than smithing); these are listed at the bottom.

A note on the skirt / kilt kit: When a male character smiths an item using the skirt / kilt kit, he'll make a kilt. When a female character smiths an item using the skirt / kilt kit, she'll make a skirt. The skirt and kilt are functionally identical, however, and are also functionally identical as pants made using the same items (with one minor exception: only the furry pants count towards the Furry Suit).

Basic items

Anyone can make these items with nothing more than a tenderizing hammer or access to Innabox.

Weapons

• crossbow string + meat stack = basic meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 40 power, requires 5 moxie, +1 moxie)
• big stick + meat stack = basic meat staff (40 power, requires 5 muscle, +1 mysticality)
• sword hilt + meat stack = basic meat sword (40 power, requires 5 muscle, +1 muscle)
• spork + meat stack = basic meat spork (45 power, requires 7 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 melee damage)
• ram horns + ram stick = ram-battering staff (135 power, requires 52 muscle, +10 damage to hot spells, +5 moxie)
• hot katana blade + icy katana hilt = icy-hot katana (90 power, requires 30 muscle, +3 hot damage, +3 cold damge)

• sinewy crossbow string + dense meat stack = dense meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 60 power, requires 15 moxie, +3 moxie)
• bigger stick + dense meat stack = dense meat staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 mysticality)
• sturdy sword hilt + dense meat stack = dense meat sword (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 muscle)

• basic meat crossbow + dry noodles = starchy crossbow (ranged weapon; 40 power, requires 5 moxie, +3 moxie)
• basic meat staff + dry noodles = starchy staff (40 power, requires 5 muscle, +3 mysticality)
• basic meat sword + dry noodles = starchy sword (40 power, requires 5 muscle, +3 muscle)
• basic meat crossbow + ketchup or catsup = dripping meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 50 power, requires 10 moxie, +2 moxie)
• basic meat staff + ketchup or catsup = dripping meat staff (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +2 mysticality)
• basic meat sword + ketchup or catsup = dripping meat sword (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +2 muscle)
• basic meat crossbow + stone of eXtreme power = eXtreme meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 60 power, requires 15 moxie, +7 moxie)
• basic meat staff + stone of eXtreme power = eXtreme meat staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +7 mysticality)
• basic meat sword + stone of eXtreme power = eXtreme meat sword (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +7 muscle)
• basic meat crossbow + bubblewrap ore = bubblewrap crossbow (ranged weapon; 60 power, requires 15 moxie, +3 moxie, +2 mysticality)
• basic meat staff + bubblewrap ore = bubblewrap staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 mysticality, +2 muscle)
• basic meat sword + bubblewrap ore = bubblewrap sword (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 muscle, +2 moxie)
• basic meat crossbow + cardboard ore = cardboard crossbow (ranged weapon; 60 power, requires 15 moxie, +3 moxie, +3 melee damage)
• basic meat staff + cardboard ore = cardboard staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 melee damage)
• basic meat sword + cardboard ore = cardboard sword (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 melee damage)
• basic meat crossbow + styrofoam ore = styrofoam crossbow (ranged weapon; 60 power, requires 15 moxie, +3 moxie, +3 monster level)
• basic meat staff + styrofoam ore = styrofoam staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 monster level)
• basic meat sword + styrofoam ore = styrofoam sword (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 monster level)

• dense meat crossbow + secret blend of herbs and spices = Kentucky-fried meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 70 power, requires 20 moxie, +5 moxie)
• dense meat staff + secret blend of herbs and spices = Kentucky-fried meat staff (70 power, requires 20 muscle, +5 mysticality)
• dense meat sword + secret blend of herbs and spices = Kentucky-fried meat sword (70 power, requires 20 muscle, +5 muscle)
• dense meat crossbow + scrumptious reagent = savory crossbow (ranged weapon; 80 power, requires 25 moxie, +4 moxie)
• dense meat staff + scrumptious reagent = savory staff (80 power, requires 25 muscle, +4 mysticality)
• dense meat sword + scrumptious reagent = savory sword (80 power, requires 25 muscle, +4 muscle)

(a secret blend of herbs and spices = cook together herbs + spices)

• starchy crossbow + bowl of cottage cheese = curdflinger (ranged weapon; 45 power, requires 5 moxie, +3 moxie, successful hit weakens opponent)
• starchy staff + poutine = poutine pole (55 power, requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 sleaze damage)
• starchy sword + spices = pestoblade (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 stench damage)
• dripping meat crossbow + meat engine = repeating crossbow (ranged weapon; 65 power, requires 15 moxie, +2 moxie, 3x chance of critical hit)
• dripping meat staff + sleaze powder = glistening staff (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +2 mysticality, +3 sleaze damage)
• dripping meat sword + forest tears = muculent machete (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +2 muscle, +5% meat from monsters)
• bubblewrap crossbow + bling-bling = bubble bauble bow (80 power, requires 20 moxie, +3 moxie, +2 mysticality, +5% items from monsters)
• bubblewrap staff + baseball = wiffle-flail (75 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 mysticality, +2 muscle, +20% combat initiative)
• bubblewrap sword + long skinny balloon = sword of static (75 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 muscle, +2 moxie, regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure)
• cardboard crossbow + White Citadel burger = grease gun (65 power, requires 20 moxie, +3 moxie, +3 melee damage, +3 sleaze damage)
• cardboard staff + pine tar = flypaper staff (80 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 melee damage, +3 spooky damage)
• cardboard sword + hot powder = flaming cardboard sword (70 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 melee damage, +3 hot damage)
• styrofoam crossbow + razor-sharp can lid = can cannon (75 power, requires 20 moxie, +3 moxie, +3 monster level, +3 melee damage)
• styrofoam staff + sonar-in-a-biscuit = squeaky staff (75 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 mysticality, +6 monster level)
• styrofoam sword + cold powder = Frost™ brand sword (70 power, requires 20 muscle, +3 muscle, +3 monster level, +3 cold damage)
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow + t8r tots = potato pistol (ranged weapon, 120 power, requires 45 moxie, +5 moxie, +5 sleaze damage)
• Kentucky-fried meat staff + goat cheese = giant cheesestick (120 power, requires 45 muscle, +5 mysticality, +11 damage to sleaze spells)
• Kentucky-fried meat sword + hot wing = buffalo blade (120 power, requires 45 muscle, +5 muscle, +3 hot damage, +2 sleaze damage)
• savory crossbow + ghuol guolash = goulauncher (ranged weapon; 100 power, requires 35 moxie, +4 moxie, +5 spooky damage)
• savory staff + wad of tofu = soylent staff (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +4 mysticality, +10 spell damage)
• savory sword + Tasty Fun Good rice candy = Super Magic Power Sword X (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +4 muscle, +20% combat initiative, 2x chance of critical hit)

Hats

• helmet recipe + meat stack = basic meat helmet (40 power, requires 5 moxie, +1 muscle)
• basic meat helmet + tassel = basic meat fez (45 power, requires 7 moxie, +1 mysticality, +2 moxie)
• basic meat helmet + raspberry = raspberry beret (50 power, requires 10 moxie, so-so hot resistance)
• basic meat helmet + clown skin = clown wig (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 spell damage)
• basic meat helmet + ketchup or catsup = meatloaf helmet (55 power, requires 12 moxie, +2 muscle, +1 melee damage)
• basic meat helmet + demon skin = demon-horned hat (70 power, requires 20 moxie, +4 moxie)
• basic meat helmet + ram horns = enchantlers (115 power, requires 42 moxie, +10 damage to hot spells)
• basic meat fez + teeny-tiny ninja stars = sequined fez (80 power, requires 25 moxie, +3 moxie)
• basic meat fez + facsimile dictionary = fez of etymology (120 power, requires 45 moxie, +7 moxie)

Pants

• pants kit + bar skin = barskin loincloth (25 power, +1 muscle)
• pants kit + meat stack = basic meat pants (40 power, requires 5 moxie, +1 moxie)
• skirt / kilt kit + meat stack = basic meat skirt/kilt (40 power, requires 5 moxie, +1 moxie)
• pants kit + demon skin = demonskin trousers (70 power, requires 20 moxie, so-so hot resistance)
• pants kit + white snake skin = tighty whiteys (40 power, requires 5 muscle, slight spooky resistance)
• basic meat pants + really really sticky spider web = sticky meat pants (45 power, requires 7 moxie, +3 moxie)
• basic meat skirt/kilt + really really sticky spider web = sticky meat skirt/kilt (45 power, requires 7 moxie, +3 moxie)

(combine spider web + spider web = really sticky spider web; combine really sticky spider web + really sticky spider web = really really sticky spider web)

Accessories and off-hand items

• clown skin + big red clown nose = clownskin belt (accessory; requires 10 muscle, +15 maximum MP)
• foon + meat stack = basic meat foon (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 spell damage)
• basic meat foon + cold powder = foon of frigidity (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +8 damage to cold spells)
• basic meat foon + hot powder = foon of fulmination (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +8 damage to hot spells)
• basic meat foon + sleaze powder = foon of fleshiness (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +8 damage to sleaze spells)
• basic meat foon + spooky powder = foon of fearfulness (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +8 damage to spooky spells)
• basic meat foon + stench powder = foon of foulness (off-hand item; requires 10 muscle, +3 mysticality, +8 damage to stench spells)

Crimbo 2003 items (anyone can make these)

• wrapping paper + helmet recipe = Crimbo hat (100 power, requires 35 moxie, slight spooky resistance)
• wrapping paper + sword hilt = Crimbo sword (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +5 melee damage)
• wrapping paper + pants kit = Crimbo pants (100 power, requires 35 moxie, +30% combat initiative)

Crimbo 2004 items (anyone can make these)

• bow + basic meat helmet = bowler (100 power, requires 35 moxie, +5 muscle)
• bow + big stick = bow staff (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +5 mysticality, +3 melee damage)
• bow + basic meat pants = bowlegged pants (100 power, requires 35 moxie, +5 moxie)

St. Sneaky Pete's Oyster Day 2006 items (anyone can make these)

• fake plastic grass + helmet recipe = grass hat (80 power, requires 25 moxie, +10 maximum MP)
• fake plastic grass + sword hilt = grass blade (80 power, requires 25 muscle, +5 melee damage)
• fake plastic grass + skirt / kilt kit = grass skirt (80 power, requires 25 moxie, +5 moxie)

Crimbo 2006 items (anyone can make these)

• tropical wrapping paper + helmet recipe = Tropical Crimbo Hat (100 power, requires 35 moxie, slight spooky resistance)
• tropical wrapping paper + sword hilt = Tropical Crimbo Sword (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +5 melee damage)
• tropical wrapping paper + pants kit = Tropical Crimbo Shorts (100 power, requires 35 moxie, +30% combat initiative)

Super-advanced items

You need the Seal Clubber skill Super-Advanced Meatsmithing to make these items. Innabox cannot make them.

Meat stacks

• linoleum ore + dense meat stack = linoleum meat stack
• asbestos ore + dense meat stack = asbestos meat stack
• chrome ore + dense meat stack = chrome meat stack

Weapons

• whip kit + bar skin = bar whip (10 power, +2 familiar weight)
• whip kit + clown skin = clown whip (10 power, so-so sleaze resistance)
• whip kit + demon skin = demon whip (10 power, +3 hot damage, +3 sleaze damage, +3 stench damage)
• whip kit + white snake skin = white whip (10 power, +1 stat per fight)
• whip kit + gnauga hide = gnauga hide whip (20 power, +3% items from monsters)
• whip kit + hippopotamus skin = hippo whip (20 power, +10 monster level)
• whip kit + penguin skin = penguin whip (20 power, +3% meat from monsters)
• whip kit + yak skin = yak whip (20 power, successful hit weakens opponent)

• asbestos meat stack + sinewy crossbow string = asbestos crossbow (ranged weapon; 110 power, requires 40 moxie, +7 moxie, +5 muscle)
• asbestos meat stack + bigger stick = asbestos staff (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +7 mysticality, +5 moxie)
• asbestos meat stack + sturdy sword hilt = asbestos sword (120 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 muscle, +5 mysticality)
• chrome meat stack + sinewy crossbow string = chrome crossbow (ranged weapon; 120 power, requires 45 moxie, +7 moxie, +3 adventures/day)
• chrome meat stack + bigger stick = chrome staff (110 power, requires 40 muscle, +7 mysticality, +3 adventures/day)
• chrome meat stack + sturdy sword hilt = chrome sword (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +7 muscle, +3 adventures/day)
• linoleum meat stack + sinewy crossbow string = linoleum crossbow (ranged weapon; 100 power, requires 35 moxie, +7 moxie, +7 spell damage)
• linoleum meat stack + bigger stick = linoleum staff (120 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 mysticality, +7 spell damage)
• linoleum meat stack + sturdy sword hilt = linoleum sword (110 power, requires 40 muscle, +7 muscle, +7 spell damage)

• asbestos crossbow + hot nuggets = hot cross bow (ranged weapon; 130 power, requires 45 moxie, +7 moxie, +5 muscle, +5 hot damage)
• asbestos staff + patchouli incense stick = smoldering staff (125 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 mysticality, +5 moxie, +11 damage to stench spells)
• asbestos sword + glowing red eye = Spirit Precipice (135 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 muscle, +5 mysticality, 5x chance of critical hit)
• chrome crossbow + carob chunks = carob cannon (ranged weapon; 135 power, requires 45 moxie, +7 moxie, +3 adventures/day, +5 stench damage)
• chrome staff + meat vortex = meatspout staff (125 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 mysticality, +3 adventures/day, +15% meat from monsters)
• chrome sword + facsimile dictionary = sword behind inappropriate prepositions (130 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 muscle, +5 adventures/day)
• linoleum crossbow + cold nuggets = projectile icemaker (ranged weapon; 125 power, requires 45 moxie, +7 moxie, +7 spell damage, +5 cold damage)
• linoleum staff + goat beard = hairy staff (135 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 mysticality, +7 spell damage, regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure)
• linoleum sword + spooky nuggets = shuddersword (125 power, requires 45 muscle, +7 muscle, +7 spell damage, +5 spooky damage)

Armorcrafty items

You need the Turtle Tamer skill Armorcraftiness to make these items. Innabox cannot make them.

Hats

• bottlecap turtle + bubblewrap ore = bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban (70 power, requires 12 mysticality, +3 mysticality, +5 maximum MP, regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure)
• yak skin + basic meat helmet = yak toupee (100 power, requires 35 moxie; regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure)
• dense meat stack + helmet turtle = meaty helmet turtle (70 power, requires 20 moxie, +3 muscle)
• asbestos ore + meaty helmet turtle = asbestos helmet turtle (80 power, requires 25 moxie, slight hot resistance)
• linoleum ore + meaty helmet turtle = linoleum helmet turtle (100 power, requires 35 moxie, +10 maximum HP/MP)
• chrome ore + meaty helmet turtle = chrome helmet turtle (120 power, requires 45 moxie, +5 all attributes)
• black snake skin + basic meat helmet = black cowboy hat (165 power, requires 67 moxie, +8 muscle, +8 melee damage)

Shirts

• shirt kit + bar skin = barskin cloak (25 power, +2 muscle)
• shirt kit + clown skin = clownskin harness (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +2 spooky damage, +2 sleaze damage)
• shirt kit + demon skin = demonskin jacket (80 power, requires 25 muscle, +5 mysticality, +5 damage to hot spells)
• shirt kit + gnauga hide = gnauga hide vest (80 power, requires 25 muscle, 6 damage reduction, slight resistance to all elements)
• shirt kit + hippopotamus skin = hipposkin poncho (120 power, requires 45 muscle, +10 monster level)
• shirt kit + penguin skin = tuxedo shirt (100 power, requires 35 muscle, +7 moxie)
• shirt kit + white snake skin = white snakeskin duster (45 power, requires 7 muscle, +3 muscle)
• shirt kit + yak skin = yak anorak (115 power, requires 42 muscle, regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure)

Pants

• gnauga hide + pants kit = gnauga hide chaps (80 power, requires 25 moxie, +30 damage absorption)
• gnauga hide + skirt / kilt kit = gnauga hide skirt/kilt (80 power, requires 25 moxie, +30 damage absorption)
• hippopotamus skin + pants kit = hippopotamus pants (130 power, requires 50 moxie, +25 maximum HP)
• hippopotamus skin + skirt / kilt kit = hippopotamus skirt/kilt (130 power, requires 50 moxie, +25 maximum HP)
• penguin skin + pants kit = penguin shorts (120 power, requires 45 moxie, +20% combat initiative)
• penguin skin + skirt / kilt kit = penguinskin mini-skirt/kilt (120 power, requires 45 moxie, +20% combat initiative)
• yak skin + pants kit = yakskin pants (140 power, requires 55 moxie, +25 maximum MP)
• yak skin + skirt / kilt kit = yakskin skirt/kilt (140 power, requires 55 moxie, +25 maximum MP)
• furry fur + pants kit = furry pants (150 power, requires 60 moxie, +5 sleaze damage)
• furry fur + skirt / kilt kit = furry skirt/kilt (150 power, requires 60 moxie, +5 sleaze damage)

Off-hand items

• bar skin + buckler buckle = barskin buckler (off-hand item (shield), 1 damage reduction, +2 muscle)
• clown skin + buckler buckle = clownskin buckler (off-hand item (shield), 3 damage reduction, requires 15 muscle, +3 spooky damage)
• demon skin + buckler buckle = demon buckler (off-hand item (shield), 5 damage reduction; requires 25 muscle, +3 hot damage)
• gnauga hide + buckler buckle = gnauga hide buckler (off-hand item (shield), 5 damage reduction, requires 30 muscle, +3 all attributes)
• hippopotamus skin + buckler buckle = hippo skin buckler (off-hand item (shield), 5 damage reduction, requires 30 muscle, +5 muscle)
• penguin skin + buckler buckle = penguin skin buckler (off-hand item (shield), 5 damage reduction, requires 30 muscle, +5 moxie)
• yak skin + buckler buckle = yakskin buckler (off-hand item (shield), 5 damage reduction, requires 30 muscle, +5 mysticality)
• box turtle + cardboard ore = cardboard box turtle (off-hand item (shield), 4 damage reduction, requires 10 muscle, +3 muscle)
• sewer turtle + bum cheek = sebaceous shield (off-hand item (shield), 2 damage reduction, +1 stench damage, +1 sleaze damage)

Accessories

• furry green turtle + furry green turtle = furry green earmuffs (accessory, requires 7 mysticality, slight cold resistance)
• knobby helmet turtle + knobby helmet turtle = knobby kneepads (accessory, +3 melee damage)
• skeletortoise + bar skin = reinforced furry underpants (accessory, +2 mysticality, +2 sleaze damage)
• black snake skin + enormous belt buckle = black belt (accessory, +7 muscle, +7 melee damage)
• leathery rat skin + enormous belt buckle = ratskin belt (accessory, +8 moxie, +10% meat from monsters)

Combining recipes

These recipes are made by combining (using meat paste) rather than smithing. Anyone can make these.

Hats

• long skinny balloon + long skinny balloon = balloon helmet (50 power, requires 10 moxie, +20 damage absorption)
• basic meat helmet + bling-bling = pimpin' meat hat (55 power, requires 12 moxie, +2 moxie)
• basic meat helmet + whitesnake skin = meat cowboy hat (40 power, requires 5 moxie, +3 muscle)
• lihc eye + eyepatch = enchanted eyepatch (35 power, requires 2 moxie, +5 mysticality)
• bum cheek + bum cheek = asshat (30 power, slight stench resistance, +1 sleaze damage)
• pixel hat (50 power, requires 10 moxie, +2 all stats) -- see PixelItems
• star hat (165 power, requires 67 moxie, +30 maximum MP) -- see StarItems

Weapons

• halfberd + halfberd = wholeberd (80 power, requires 25 muscle, +4 melee damage)
• Gnollish plunger + meat engine = Gnollish autoplunger (60 power, requires 15 muscle, +3 muscle)
• seal-clubbing club + seal-toothed rock (seal tooth + big rock) = Bjorn's Hammer (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +7 muscle, Seal Clubbers only)
• turtle factory (turtle totem + big rock) + slingshot = Turtleslinger (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +7 muscle, Turtle Tamers only)
• pasta spoon + spaghetti with rock-balls (ravioli hat + big rock) = Pasta of Peril (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +7 mysticality, Pastamancers only)
• saucepan + heavy hot sauce (jabanero pepper + big rock) = 5-Alarm Saucepan (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +7 mysticality, Saucerors only)
• disco ball + stone banjo (banjo strings + big rock) = Disco Banjo (50 power, requires 10 moxie, +7 moxie, Disco Bandits only)
• stolen accordion + heart of rock and roll (hot buttered roll + big rock) = Rock and Roll Legend (ranged weapon; 50 power, requires 10 moxie, +7 moxie, Accordion Thieves only)
• balloon helmet + long skinny balloon = balloon sword (50 power, requires 10 muscle, -2 melee damage, never fumble)
• spooky stick + spooky shrunken head = spooky staff (35 power, requires 2 muscle, +2 mysticality, +2 spooky damage)
• banjo strings + big rock = stone banjo (25 power, +1 moxie)
• pixel sword (50 power, requires 10 muscle, +15% combat initiative) -- see PixelItems
• star crossbow (ranged weapon; 165 power, requires 67 moxie, +8 moxie) -- see StarItems
• star staff (165 power, requires 67 muscle, +8 mysticality) -- see StarItems
• star sword (165 power, requires 67 muscle, +8 muscle) -- see StarItems

Pants

• pixel pants (50 power, requires 10 moxie, +10 maximum HP/MP) -- see PixelItems
• star pants (165 power, requires 67 moxie, +20% combat initiative) -- see StarItems

Accessories

• batskin belt + dragonbone belt buckle = badass belt (requires 35 mysticality, +5 all attributes)
• gnoll lips + gnoll teeth = disembodied smile (one only, +2 spooky damage)
• hemp string + beach glass bead = beach glass necklace (requires 20 mysticality, +5 muscle)
• hemp string + clay peace-sign bead = peace-sign necklace (requires 20 mysticality, 3 damage reduction)
• hemp string + charrrm = charrrm bracelet (requires 20 mysticality, +5 moxie)
• hemp string + gnoll teeth = gnoll-tooth necklace (requires 10 mysticality, +5 muscle)
• hemp string + phat turquoise bead = phat turquoise bracelet (requires 20 mysticality, +5 mysticality)
• hemp string + vertebra of the Bonerdagon = Bonerdagon necklace (requires 25 mysticality, +5 muscle, +5 moxie, +30% combat initiative)
• piercing post + stone of eXtreme power = eXtreme nose ring (requires 10 mysticality, +4 all attributes)
• piercing post + gnatwing = gnatwing earring (requires 20 mysticality, +10% combat initiative)
• snakehead charrrm + snakehead charrrm = Talisman o' Nam (requires 25 mysticality, +1 all attributes)
• fishbowl + hosed tank (fishtank + fish hose) = makeshift SCUBA gear (so-so stench resistance, -10 melee damage)
• beer lens + beer lens = beer goggles (no effect)

Off-hand Items

• box + nothing-in-the-box (box + spring) = box-in-the-box (+2% Meat drops)
• box + nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box (box-in-the-box + spring) = box-in-the-box-in-the-box (+3% Meat drops)
• gnoll lips + brainy skull (disembodied brain + smart skull) = detective skull (60 power, requires 15 moxie, reveals approximate HP of monsters)
• pixel shield (shield, 3 damage reduction, requires 10 muscle, +5 muscle) -- see PixelItems
• star buckler (shield, 10 damage reduction, requires 67 muscle, +2 all stats) -- see StarItems

Finally, there is one accessory that can be made by cooking:

• small leather glove + spooky fairy gravy = spooky glove (+5 moxie, +5 spooky damage, never fumble)