Subjunctive KoL: QuestSpoilers

This contains spoilers for many of the quests and miniquests in the game. Even knowing that some of these things exist could be considered a spoiler! You have been warned!

If you just want a very basic hint on a quest in progress, the game has some built-in hints: if you go to your Quest Log and look under your current quest, there will often be something there which may nudge you in the right direction.

How do I get to...

• TheHermitage?
• The DistantWoods?
• The BugbearBakery?
• The HiddenTemple?
• The EightBitRealm?
• TheShore?
• FernswarthysTower?
• A TemporalRift?
• FernswarthysBasement?
• InsideCobbsKnob?
• The GoblinKing's chamber?
• The Cobb's KnobLaboratory?
• The WhiteCitadel?
• The MysteriousIsland of Mystery?
• The HippyStore?
• ThePalindome?
• The Valley Beyond the OrcChasm?
• Mt. McLargeHuge?
• The IcyPeak?
• The DungeonsOfDoom?
• Where the FallingTrash is coming from?
• TheBeanstalk?
• The GiantCastle?
• The HoleInTheSky?
• The SpectralPickleFactory?
• The HaikuChannel?

How do I complete the quest of...

• The TootOriole?
• The PretentiousArtist?
• WhenRocksAttack?
• The BakersDilemma?
• HammerTime?
• TheUntinker?
• The GourdTower?
• The DailyDungeon?
• The Dank and Dark and SinisterCave?
• The BatHole?
• The TypicalTavern?
• DocGalaktik?
• The Copse of the DeepFatFriars?
• The Road to the WhiteCitadel?
• The StrangeLeaflet?
• The Baron of RofLmFao?
• The LeetTrapzor?
• TheCyrpt?
• The Penultimate FantasyAirship?
• The NaughtySorceressLair?

What do I do with...

• The DolphinKing map?
• The SlugLord map?
• DrHobo's map?
• The UnlitBirthdayCake?
• The SpookyTemple map?
• FernswarthysKey?
• The HeyDeze map?
• The PagodaPlans?
• The GiantCastleMap?

Special Skills: How do I get...

• ChronicIndigestion?
• LiverOfSteel?
• StomachOfSteel?
• SpleenOfSteel?