Subjunctive KoL: RofLmFao

To help out the Baron of Rof L'm Fao, first you'll need to figure out how to get to the Valley Beyond the OrcChasm. If you need help with that, try that page.

Okay, now try adventuring in the Valley for a while...

You can use the dictionary on your opponents to rapidly defeat them...

You'll get a lot of scrolls with numbers on them. I wonder if the numbers can make anything...

Try to see if you can make a 31337 scroll; that seems appropriate...

Combine two 334 scrolls to make a 668 scroll, then combine the 668 scroll with a 30669 scroll. This will yield a 31337 scroll, which you can use to summon the UB3r 31337 Hax0R. This will give you a lot of neat stuff, but you still haven't found the Baron yet...

He has a castle, right? Perhaps you can get to the gates with an appropriate scroll...

You'll need a 64735 scroll (it looks like "gates")...

Make another 668 scroll, then combine a 30669 scroll and a 33398 scroll to get a 64067 scroll. Combine the result with a 668 scroll to get the 64735 scroll. This will summon the Baron, who will reward you with a drywall axe and a facsimile dictionary. You can sell the facsimile dictionary for a hefty sum of Meat, smith it into a fez of etymology, or just keep on using it.

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