Subjunctive KoL: WeaponListByMmp

This is a list of all weapons known to me. The meaning of the columns is as follows:

• Name: The name of the weapon.
• Pow: The intrinsic power of the weapon.
• Req: The requirement to wear the weapon.
• H: The number of hands that wielding this weapon takes.
• Type: The intrinsic type of this weapon.
• Avail: The availability of the weapon. The possible values of this column are:
• Common: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, or crafted from items that can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase.
• Common*: This is a crafted item which uses items which can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, but which requires a special skill to craft.
• Rare: This is a rare item. It can be obtained by normal adventuring, but with an extremely low probability.
• AscCommon: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring for an Ascended character (assuming that the Ascension is under the proper moon sign).
• AscCommon*: This is a crafted item which requires items which can be obtained normally by an Ascended character, and the appropriate advanced skill to craft.
• AscRare: This is a rare item which can only be obtained by adventuring with an Ascended character under the proper moon sign.
• AscReward: This is a reward item for performing an Ascension under certain conditions.
• Unavail: This item is not available to normal characters. It may be discontinued, an item associated with a past event, never implemented, or a special custom item. See UnavailableItems for more details.
• Trade: Whether or not this weapon is tradeable. G means gift items, which can be sent but not sold.
• Mus: Muscle increase (or penalty).
• Mys: Mysticality increase (or penalty).
• Mox: Moxie increase (or penalty).
• An asterisk (*) next to a muscle, mysticality, or moxie increase indicates that this increase happens as a consequence of the intrinsic effect of the item, rather than directly. In practice this doesn't really make a difference.
• Damage: Bonus damage that you do.
• Crit: Additional critical hit multipliers. Remember, if you have multiple items which add a Critical Hit bonus, only the highest bonus applies.
• ML: Monster level increase.
• DR: Damage reduction.
• MHP: Maximum HP increase.
• MMP: Maximum MP increase.
• Init: Initiative bonus or penalty (in %).
• Resistance: Elemental resistance conferred.
• Meat: Meat drop bonus (in %).
• Item: Item drop bonus (in %).
• Misc: Any other properties of this item.

There are 234 weapons in this list.

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Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
ga-ga radio	125	47 mox	2	radio (ranged)	Common	Y				+5 Melee					+20					+1 stat per fight
antique spear	200	85 mus	1	polearm	Common	Y										-30				Successful hit weakens opponent
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	200	85 mus	2	sword	Unavail	N	+11	+11	+11
fetus-smashing club	200	85 mus	2	club	Unavail	N
Mjolnir Jr.	200	85 mus	1	utensil	Unavail	N
Bugfinder Blade	180	75 mus	2	sword	Unavail	N	+7	+7	+7
plexiglass pike pike	180	75 mus	2	spear	AscReward	N	+30%			+25 Melee										+10 PvP fights/day
toy ray gun	175	72 mox (one only)	1	pistol (ranged)	Unavail	Y				+5 Hot	x2
denim axe	170	70 mus	2	axe	Common	Y	+10			+10 Melee
happiness	165	67 mus	1	pistol (ranged)	Common	Y				+12 Hot
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	165	67 mus	1	club	Common	Y		+10		+10 Melee
pygmy spear	165	67 mus	1	spear	Common	Y	+7
star crossbow	165	67 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+8
star staff	165	67 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+8
star sword	165	67 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+8
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Unavail	N	+15	+15	+15
black sword	160	65 mus	1	sword	Common	Y				+7 Melee	x3
pointed stick	160	65 mus	1	spear	Common	Y				+10 Melee	x2
giant discarded plastic fork	155	62 mus	3	staff	Common	Y					x2					-10
automatic catapult	150	60 mox	2	autopult (ranged)	Common	Y
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	150	60 mus	2	polearm?	Common	Y
bugbear-smiting sword	150	60 mus	2	sword	Unavail	N	+10			+10 Melee
drywall axe	150	60 mus	2	axe	Common	Y	+2 +3%	+2 +3%	+2 +3%
especially homoerotic frat-paddle	150	60 mus	1	club	Unavail	N														deleted from database
giant needle	150	60 mus	2	spear	Common	Y						+5
heteroerotic frat-paddle	150	60 mus	1	club	Unavail	Y
Radio Free Foil	150	60 mus	2	sword	Unavail	Y	+20*													Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon
star spatula	150	60 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+15 Spell
batblade	145	57 mus	1	knife	Common	Y				+15 Melee
ridiculously huge sword	140	55 mus	3	sword	Common	Y	+4			+12 Melee
broken sword	135	52 mus	1	sword	Common	Y											Spooky: Slight
carob cannon	135	45 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y			+7	+5 Stench										+3 adventures/day
hairy staff	135	45 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7		+7 Spell										Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
ram-battering staff	135	52 mus	2	staff	Common	Y			+5	+10 Hot Spell
Spirit Precipice	135	45 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7	+5			x5
star boomerang	135	52 mox	1	boomerang (ranged)	Common	Y			+5
star stiletto	135	52 mus	1	dagger	Common	Y	+5
hot cross bow	130	45 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y	+5		+7	+5 Hot
lucky ball-and-chain	130	50 mox	2	flail (ranged)	Common	Y
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	130	45 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7													+5 adventures/day
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
titanium assault umbrella	130	50 mus	1	umbrella	Common	Y											All: Slight
crazy bastard sword	125	25 mus	1	sword	Rare	Y	+10			+15 Melee	x3
Grimacite glaive	125	47 mus	2	polearm	Unavail	Y	+0-50%			+15 Melee										Varies with Grimace
meatspout staff	125	45 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7										+15		+3 adventures/day
pitchfork	125	47 mus	1	spear	Common	Y				+9 Melee
projectile icemaker	125	45 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y			+7	+7 Spell +5 Cold
shuddersword	125	45 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7			+7 Spell +5 Spooky
smoldering staff	125	45 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7	+5	+11 Stench Spell
asbestos sword	120	45 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7	+5
buffalo blade	120	45 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+5			+3 Hot +2 Sleaze
chrome crossbow	120	45 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y			+7											+3 adventures/day
giant cheesestick	120	45 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+5		+11 Sleaze Spell
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	120	45 mox	2	axe (ranged)	Common	Y				+11 Melee
linoleum staff	120	45 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7		+7 Spell
potato pistol	120	45 mox	1	pistol (ranged)	Common	Y			+5	+5 Sleaze
silver shrimp fork	120	45 mys	1	utensil	Common	Y				+14 Spell +5 Melee
two-handed depthsword	120	45 mus	2	sword	Common	Y
lupine sword	115	42 mus	1	sword	Common	Y				+9 Spooky
ram stick	115	42 mus	2	staff	Common	Y			+5
serpentine sword	115	42 mus	1	sword	Common	Y						+10
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
asbestos crossbow	110	40 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y	+5		+7
chrome staff	110	40 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7												+3 adventures/day
iron pasta spoon	110	40 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+10 Spell
linoleum sword	110	40 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7			+7 Spell
sack of doorknobs	110	40 mox	2	sack (ranged)	Common	Y
acoustic guitarrr	100	35 mox	2	guitar (ranged)	Common	Y												+2
asbestos staff	100	35 mus	2	staff	Common*	Y		+7	+5
bamboo bokuto	100	35 mus	1	sword	Common	Y
bow staff	100	35 mus	2	staff	Unavail	Y		+5		+3 Melee
can of fake snow	100	35 mox	1	can (ranged)	Unavail	Y				+5 Cold
chrome sword	100	35 mus	2	sword	Common*	Y	+7													+3 adventures/day
Crimbo sword	100	35 mus	2	sword	Unavail	Y				+5 Melee
duck-on-a-string	100	35 mus	1	flail	Unavail	Y				+5 Melee									+5
flaming juggler's balls	100	-	1	euphemisms (ranged)	Unavail	Y				+10 Hot										+2 stats per fight
goulauncher	100	35 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+4	+5 Spooky
ice sickle	100	-	1	knife	Unavail	Y				+5 Cold		+15
linoleum crossbow	100	35 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common*	Y			+7	+7 Spell
Mafia violin case	100	35 mus	1	club	Unavail	N	+20			+30 Melee
oversized pizza cutter	100	35 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+13 Spell
prehistoric spear	100	35 mox	1	throwing spear (ranged)	Unavail	Y					x2
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	100	35 mus	3	...weapon	Common	Y					x3									3x chance of fumble
soylent staff	100	35 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+4		+10 Spell
spiked femur	100	35 mus	1	club	Common	Y				+6 Spooky
Super Magic Power Sword X	100	35 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+4				x2					+20
time sword	100	35 mus	1	sword	Unavail	Y														+3 adventures/day
Tropical Crimbo Sword	100	35 mus	1	sword	Unavail	Y				+5 Melee
vampire duck-on-a-string	100	35 mus	1	flail	Unavail	Y				+5 Melee									+5
Cerebral Crossbow	90	30 mox	1	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y				+3 Cold +3 Spooky +3 Sleaze
huge spoon	90	30 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+10 Spell
icy-hot katana	90	30 mus	2	sword	Common	Y				+3 Hot +3 Cold
kneecapping stick	90	30 mus	1	club	Common	Y					x3
ninja mop	90	30 mus	2	polearm	Common	Y				+5 Melee
stainless steel shillelagh	90	30 mus	1	club	AscReward	N	+15%			+20 Melee	x4
vorpal blade	90	30 mus	1	sword	Common	Y					x2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80	25 mus	2	axe	Common	Y														Successful hit weakens opponent
bubble bauble bow	80	25 mox	2	bow (ranged)	Common	Y		+2	+3										+5
clockwork crossbow	80	25 mox	1	crossbow (ranged)	AscCommon	Y				+10 Ranged	x3									Critical hit weakens opponent
clockwork staff	80	25 mys	2	staff	AscCommon	Y				+10 Spell	x3									Critical hit restores 3-24 MP
clockwork sword	80	25 mus	2	sword	AscCommon	Y				+10 Melee	x3									Critical hit heals 3-24 HP
Crimbo ukelele	80	20 mox	2	guitar (ranged)	Unavail	Y													+10
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
crowbarrr	80	25 mus	2	staff	Common	Y										+15
flypaper staff	80	20 mus	2	staff	AscCommon	Y		+3		+3 Melee +3 Spooky
frozen nunchaku	80	25 mus	2	flail	Common	Y				+3 Melee +3 Cold
grass blade	80	25 mus	1	sword	Unavail	Y				+5 Melee
Knob Goblin melon baller	80	25 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+8 Spell
lead yo-yo	80	25 mox	1	yo-yo (ranged)	Common	Y
Rib of the Bonerdagon	80	25 mus	2	staff	AscCommon	N	+5	+5		+15 Spell
rusty grave robbing shovel	80	25 mus	2	polearm	Common	Y				+5 Spooky						-10
savory crossbow	80	25 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+4
savory staff	80	25 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+4
savory sword	80	25 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+4
spooky bicycle chain	80	25 mus	1	flail	AscCommon	Y				+5 Spooky	x2
wholeberd	80	25 mus	2	polearm	AscCommon	Y				+6 Melee
can cannon	75	22 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3	+3 Melee		+3
chopsticks	75	23 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+12 Spell						+20
squeaky staff	75	22 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+3				+6
sword of static	75	22 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3		+2											Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
wiffle-flail	75	22 mus	2	flail	Common	Y	+2	+3								+20
25-meat staff	70	20 mus	2	staff	Common	Y
flaming cardboard sword	70	20 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3			+3 Melee +3 Hot
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
Frost™ brand sword	70	20 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3			+3 Cold		+3
homoerotic frat-paddle	70	20 mus	1	club	Common	Y				+4 Sleaze
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	70	20 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+5
Kentucky-fried meat staff	70	20 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	70	20 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+5
Totally Gay Claymore	69	19 mus	2	sword	Unavail	N
grease gun	65	17 mox	1	pistol (ranged)	Common	Y			+3	+3 Melee +3 Sleaze
repeating crossbow	65	17 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+2		x3
bubblewrap crossbow	60	15 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y		+2	+3
bubblewrap staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y	+2	+3
bubblewrap sword	60	15 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3		+2
cardboard crossbow	60	15 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3	+3 Melee
cardboard staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+3		+3 Melee
cardboard sword	60	15 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3			+3 Melee
dense meat crossbow	60	15 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3
dense meat staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+3
dense meat sword	60	15 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+3
diamond-studded cane	60	15 mus	1	club	Common	Y			+5											Bonus for Disco Bandits only
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+7
eXtreme meat staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+7
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
eXtreme meat sword	60	15 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+7
filthy pestle	60	15 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y				+7 Spell
flaming crutch	60	15 mus	1	club	Common	Y				+3 Hot
glistening staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+2		+3 Sleaze
Gnollish autoplunger	60	15 mus	3	spear	Common	Y		+3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	60	15 mus	2	polearm	Common	Y				+3 Melee
muculent machete	60	15 mus	1	sword	AscCommon	Y	+2											+5
ratarang	60	15 mox	1	boomerang (ranged)	Common	Y			+3	+7 Ranged
sabre teeth	60	15 mus	1	knife	Common	Y				+4 Melee
slightly peevedbow	60	15 mox	2	bow (ranged)	Common	Y
styrofoam crossbow	60	15 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3			+3
styrofoam staff	60	15 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+3				+3
styrofoam sword	60	15 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3					+3
wooden axe	60	15 mus	2	axe	Common	Y	+3
poutine pole	55	12 mus	2	staff	AscCommon	Y		+3		+3 Sleaze
5-Alarm Saucepan	50	10 mys	1	saucepan	Common	Y		+7												Bonus for Saucerors only
balloon sword	50	10 mus	1	sword	Common	Y				-2 Melee										Never Fumble
Bjorn's Hammer	50	10 mus	1	club	Common	Y	+7													Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
can of maces	50	10 mox	1	club (ranged)	Common	Y				+2 Melee							Sleaze: Slight
Disco Banjo	50	10 mox	2	banjo (ranged)	Common	Y			+7											Bonus for Disco Bandits only
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+2
dripping meat staff	50	10 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+2
dripping meat sword	50	10 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+2
Pasta of Peril	50	10 mys	1	utensil	Common	Y		+7												Bonus for Pastamancers only
pestoblade	50	10 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3			+3 Stench
pixel sword	50	10 mus	1	sword	Common	Y										+15
Rock and Roll Legend	50	10 mox	2	accordion (ranged)	Common	Y			+7											Bonus for Accordion Thieves only
Turtleslinger	50	10 mus	1	slingshot	Common	Y	+7													Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
Unionize The Elves sign	50	10 mus	1	club	Unavail	N														Successful hit weakens opponent
basic meat spork	45	7 mus	1	utensil	Common	Y	+3			+3 Melee
curdflinger	45	7 mox	1	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3											Successful hit weakens opponent
Gnollish nunchaku	45	7 mus	2	flail	Unavail	N				+4 Melee
calavera concertina	40	5 mox	2	accordion (ranged)	Common	Y			+3
pool cue	40	-	2	staff	Common	Y			+3
rubber axe	40	5 mus	2	axe	Common	Y				+2 Sleaze
starchy crossbow	40	5 mox	1	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+3
starchy staff	40	5 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+3
starchy sword	40	5 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+3
suede shortsword	40	5 mus	1	sword	Common	Y
white sword	40	5 mus	1	sword	Common	Y	+2
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35	2 mus	1	knife	Common	Y				+3 Melee +1 Stench
Gnollish flyswatter	35	2 mus	1	club	Common	Y
Gnollish plunger	35	2 mus	1	spear	Common	Y
jack flapper	35	2 mus	1	utensil	AscCommon	Y				+5 Spell
spooky staff	35	2 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+2		+2 Spooky
cardboard katana	30	-	1	sword	Common	Y				+3 Melee
cardboard wakizashi	30	-	1	sword	Common	Y							+2
cheap plastic bottle opener	30	-	1	utensil	Unavail	Y				+2 Sleaze
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	30	-	1	knife	Common	Y														Drains MP on successful hit
grave robbing shovel	30	-	2	polearm	Common	Y				+3 Spooky						-10
halfberd	30	-	1	polearm	AscCommon	Y				+2 Melee
huge mirror shard	30	-	1	knife	Common	N				+5 Melee
Knob Goblin spatula	30	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+4 Spell
little paper umbrella	30	-	1	umbrella	Common	Y				+1 Spell
portable corkscrew	30	-	1	utensil	Unavail	Y				+3 Melee +3 Spell
shiny butcherknife	30	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+5 Spell
skeleton bone	30	-	1	club	Common	Y				+1 Spooky
spooky stick	30	-	2	staff	Common	Y				+2 Spooky
spork	30	-	1	utensil	Common	Y	+2
Wand of Nagamar	30	-	1	wand	Common	Y
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
eggbeater	25	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+2 Spell
Gnollish slotted spoon	25	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+3 Spell
palm-frond whip	25	-	1	whip	Common	Y				+30 Melee
stone banjo	25	-	2	banjo (ranged)	Common	Y			+1
wooden stakes	25	-	2	spear	Common	Y				+1 Melee
basic meat crossbow	20	5 mox	2	crossbow (ranged)	Common	Y			+1
basic meat staff	20	5 mus	2	staff	Common	Y		+1
basic meat sword	20	5 mus	2	sword	Common	Y	+1
corn holder	20	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+1 Spell
dishrag	20	-	1	whip	Common	Y				+3 Stench
gnauga hide whip	20	-	1	whip	AscCommon*	Y													+3
Gnollish pie server	20	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+3 Spell
hippo whip	20	-	1	whip	Common*	Y						+10
Knob Goblin tongs	20	-	1	utensil	Common	Y				+2 Spell
penguin whip	20	-	1	whip	Common*	Y												+3
slingshot	20	-	2	slingshot (ranged)	Common	Y
sweet ninja sword	20	-	1	sword	Common	Y
tiny ninja sword	20	-	1	sword	AscCommon	Y			+1
yak whip	20	-	1	whip	Common*	Y														Successful hit weakens opponent
asparagus knife	15	-	1	knife	Common	Y				+1 Stench
Weapon Name	Pow	Req	H	Type	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Crit	ML	DR	MHP	MMP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
Knob Goblin scimitar	15	-	1	sword	Common	Y	+1
bar whip	10	-	1	whip	Common*	Y														+2 familiar weight
big stick	10	-	2	staff	Common	Y
clown hammer	10	-	1	club	Common	G														Squeaky!
clown whip	10	-	1	whip	Common*	Y											Sleaze: So-So
cool whip	10	-	1	whip	Common	Y
demon whip	10	-	1	whip	Common*	Y				+3 Hot +3 Sleaze +3 Stench
disco ball	10	-	1	disco ball (ranged)	Common	Y
pasta spoon	10	-	1	utensil	Common	Y
saucepan	10	-	1	saucepan	Common	Y
seal-clubbing club	10	-	1	club	Common	Y
stolen accordion	10	-	2	accordion (ranged)	Common	Y
tiny plastic sword	10	-	1	sword	Unavail	Y			+1
white whip	10	-	1	whip	Common*	Y														+1 stat per fight