Subjunctive KoL: OffhandItemListByItem

This is a list of all offhand items known to me. The meaning of the columns is as follows:

• Name: The name of the offhand item.
• Req: The requirement to wear the offhand item.
• Avail: The availability of the offhand item. The possible values of this column are:
• Common: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, or crafted from items that can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase.
• Common*: This is a crafted item which uses items which can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, but which requires a special skill to craft.
• Rare: This is a rare item. It can be obtained by normal adventuring, but with an extremely low probability.
• AscCommon: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring for an Ascended character (assuming that the Ascension is under the proper moon sign).
• AscCommon*: This is a crafted item which requires items which can be obtained normally by an Ascended character, and the appropriate advanced skill to craft.
• AscRare: This is a rare item which can only be obtained by adventuring with an Ascended character under the proper moon sign.
• AscReward: This is a reward item for performing an Ascension under certain conditions.
• Unavail: This item is not available to normal characters. It may be discontinued, an item associated with a past event, never implemented, or a special custom item. See UnavailableItems for more details.
• Trade: Whether or not this offhand item is tradeable. G means gift items, which can be sent but not sold.
• Mus: Muscle increase (or penalty).
• Mys: Mysticality increase (or penalty).
• Mox: Moxie increase (or penalty).
• An asterisk (*) next to a muscle, mysticality, or moxie increase indicates that this increase happens as a consequence of the intrinsic effect of the item, rather than directly. In practice this doesn't really make a difference.
• Damage: Bonus damage that you do.
• DR: Damage reduction.
• Crit: Additional critical hit multipliers. Remember, if you have multiple items which add a Critical Hit bonus, only the highest bonus applies.
• MHP: Maximum HP increase.
• Init: Initiative bonus or penalty (in %).
• Resistance: Elemental resistance conferred.
• Meat: Meat drop bonus (in %).
• Item: Item drop bonus (in %).
• Misc: Any other properties of this item.

There are 105 offhand items in this list.

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Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
hypnodisk	-	Rare	Y											+25
1-ball	-	Common	Y								+5
17-ball	-	Rare	Y				+10 Spooky +10 Stench +10 Hot +10 Cold +10 Sleaze
2-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Cold +5 Cold Spell
3-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Spooky +5 Spooky Spell
4-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Sleaze +5 Sleaze Spell
5-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Hot +5 Hot Spell
6-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Stench +5 Stench Spell
7-ball	-	Common	Y										+5
9-ball	-	Common	Y				+5 Melee +5 Ranged +5 Spell
anniversary balloon	-	AscCommon	G
antique shield	85 mus	Common	Y					+15			-10				Shield
arrow'd heart balloon	-	Unavail	G
barskin buckler	-	Common*	Y	+2				+1							Shield
basic meat foon	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+3 Spell
black shield	65 mus	Common	Y	+5				+10		+20					Shield
bobble-hip hula elf doll	-	Unavail	Y	+5	+5	+5							+15
box	-	Common	Y										+1
box turtle	10 mus	Common	Y	+1				+3							Shield
box-in-the-box	-	Common	Y										+2
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	-	Common	Y										+3
cardboard box turtle	20 mus	Common*	Y	+3				+4							Shield
Cloaca-Cola shield	-	Common	Y		+1			+4							Shield
clockwork detective skull	25 mox	AscCommon	Y												Reveals approximate HP and power of monsters
clownskin buckler	15 mus	Common*	Y				+3 Spooky	+3							Shield
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell								All spells cast are hot Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
coffin lid	10 mus	Common	Y					+3				Spooky: Slight			Shield
continuum transfunctioner	-	Common	N
Cookbook of the Damned	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell								All spells cast are stench Works only for Pastamancer spells
deck of tropical cards	-	Unavail	Y												+1 stat per fight
demon buckler	25 mus	Common*	Y				+3 Hot	+5							Shield
detective skull	-	Common	Y												Reveals approximate HP of monsters
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	-	Common	Y		+1			+4							Shield
easter egg balloon	35 mys	Common	N	+5	+5	+5
enchanted brass knuckles	10 mys	Common	Y						x2
fake hand	-	Common	G				-1 Melee								Gives extra offhand equipment slot
flaming talons	30 mys	Common	Y				+5 Melee +5 Hot
foon	-	Common	Y		+2
foon of fearfulness	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+8 Spooky Spell
foon of fleshiness	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+8 Sleaze Spell
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
foon of foulness	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+8 Stench Spell
foon of frigidity	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+8 Cold Spell
foon of fulmination	10 mys	Common	Y		+3		+8 Hot Spell
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell								All spells cast are cold Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
giant stuffed bugbear	-	AscCommon	G
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	20 mys	AscCommon	N		+14
gnauga hide buckler	30 mus	AscCommon*	Y	+3	+3	+3		+5							Shield
golden sausage	-	Unavail	N
green balloon	-	Common	Y
heart-shaped balloon	-	AscCommon	G
hippo skin buckler	30 mus	Common*	Y	+5				+5							Shield
hors d'oeuvre tray	40 mus	Common	Y					+7			+20				Shield
ice baby	-	Unavail	Y												+3 stats per fight
incredibly creepy marionette	40 mys	Unavail	Y		+3
joybuzzer	5 mus	Common	G												Grants "Shake Hands" combat skill
Kevlar balloon	-	AscCommon	G
kickback cookbook	-	Common	Y				+20 Spell
killer rag doll	40 mys	Unavail	Y	+3
mad scientist's sock monkey	40 mys	Unavail	Y			+3
magic lamp	-	Common	Y		+5
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
magical ice cubes	-	Common	Y				+1 Cold
marionette	40 mys	Unavail	Y		+3
mini-zeppelin	-	AscCommon	G
miniature stuffed Goth Giant	-	Unavail	G
moxie magnet	-	Common	Y												MP calculated from Moxie rather than Mysticality
Mr. Balloon	-	AscCommon	G	+3	+3	+3
Mylar balloon	-	AscCommon	G
Necrotelicomnicon	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell								All spells cast are spooky Works only for Pastamancer spells
off-hand balloon	-	Unavail	Y	+1	+1	+1
oyster basket	-	Unavail	Y
penguin skin buckler	30 mus	Common*	Y			+5		+5							Shield
pilgrim shield	-	Unavail	Y				+15 Melee	+1/level		+30					Shield +3 stats per fight Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure +50% weapon drops from monsters
pirate hook	-	Unavail	N				+3 Melee
pixel shield	10 mus	Common	Y	+5				+3							Shield
rag doll	40 mys	Unavail	Y	+3
Raggedy Hippy doll	-	AscCommon	G
red balloon	-	AscCommon	G
rice bowl	-	Common	Y												+20% food drops
sebaceous shield	2 mus	Common*	Y				+1 Stench +1 Sleaze	+2							Shield
sewer turtle	-	Common	Y				+1 Stench	+1							Shield
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
Sinful Desires	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell								All spells cast are sleazy Works only for Pastamancer spells
snake shield	42 mus	Common	Y	+6				+7							Shield
snarling wolf shield	42 mus	Common	Y					+7		+40					Shield
sock monkey	40 mys	Unavail	Y			+3
Spanish fly trap	-	Common	N
star buckler	67 mus	Common	Y	+2	+2	+2		+10							Shield
steaming evil	75 mys	Unavail	Y				+6 Hot +6 Sleaze +6 Spooky
stuffed can of asparagus	-	Common	G
stuffed dodecapede	-	Common	G
stuffed ghuol whelp	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed Mob Penguin	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed sabre-toothed lime	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed stab bat	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed yeti	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed zmobie	-	AscCommon	G
thought balloon	-	AscCommon	G
Tiki lighter	-	Unavail	Y												+1 stat per fight
tropical paperweight	-	Unavail	Y												+1 stat per fight
Tuesday's ruby	45 mys	Common	Y												Enchantment changes by day Monday: +5% Muscle Tuesday: Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure Wednesday: +5% Mysticality Thursday: +5% item drops Friday: +5% Moxie Saturday: Regenerate 3-7 HP per adventure Sunday: +5% meat drops
voodoo doll	-	Unavail	Y		+1
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	DR	Crit	MHP	Init	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
wad of Crovacite	-	Unavail	N	+5	+5	+5	+5 Spooky
white balloon	-	Common	Y
white satin shield	25 mus	Common	Y			+2		+5							Shield
wonderwall shield	70 mus	Common	Y					+12		+50					Shield
yakskin buckler	30 mus	Common*	Y		+5			+5							Shield