Subjunctive KoL   Subjunctive KoL: OffhandItemListByAvail

This is a list of all offhand items known to me. The meaning of the columns is as follows:

There are 105 offhand items in this list.

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Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
1-ball-CommonY       +5    
2-ball-CommonY   +5 Cold
+5 Cold Spell
3-ball-CommonY   +5 Spooky
+5 Spooky Spell
4-ball-CommonY   +5 Sleaze
+5 Sleaze Spell
5-ball-CommonY   +5 Hot
+5 Hot Spell
6-ball-CommonY   +5 Stench
+5 Stench Spell
7-ball-CommonY         +5  
9-ball-CommonY   +5 Melee
+5 Ranged
+5 Spell
antique shield85 musCommonY    +15  -10   Shield
basic meat foon10 mysCommonY +3 +3 Spell        
black shield65 musCommonY+5   +10 +20    Shield
box-CommonY         +1  
box turtle10 musCommonY+1   +3      Shield
box-in-the-box-CommonY         +2  
box-in-the-box-in-the-box-CommonY         +3  
Cloaca-Cola shield-CommonY +1  +4      Shield
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration-CommonY   +10 Spell       All spells cast are hot
Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
coffin lid10 musCommonY    +3   Spooky: Slight  Shield
continuum transfunctioner-CommonN            
Cookbook of the Damned-CommonY   +10 Spell       All spells cast are stench
Works only for Pastamancer spells
Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
detective skull-CommonY           Reveals approximate HP of monsters
Dyspepsi-Cola shield-CommonY +1  +4      Shield
easter egg balloon35 mysCommonN+5+5+5         
enchanted brass knuckles10 mysCommonY     x2      
fake hand-CommonG   -1 Melee       Gives extra offhand equipment slot
flaming talons30 mysCommonY   +5 Melee
+5 Hot
foon-CommonY +2          
foon of fearfulness10 mysCommonY +3 +8 Spooky Spell        
foon of fleshiness10 mysCommonY +3 +8 Sleaze Spell        
foon of foulness10 mysCommonY +3 +8 Stench Spell        
foon of frigidity10 mysCommonY +3 +8 Cold Spell        
foon of fulmination10 mysCommonY +3 +8 Hot Spell        
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire-CommonY   +10 Spell       All spells cast are cold
Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
green balloon-CommonY            
hors d'oeuvre tray40 musCommonY    +7  +20   Shield
joybuzzer5 musCommonG           Grants "Shake Hands" combat skill
kickback cookbook-CommonY   +20 Spell        
magic lamp-CommonY +5          
magical ice cubes-CommonY   +1 Cold        
moxie magnet-CommonY           MP calculated from Moxie rather than Mysticality
Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
Necrotelicomnicon-CommonY   +10 Spell       All spells cast are spooky
Works only for Pastamancer spells
pixel shield10 musCommonY+5   +3      Shield
rice bowl-CommonY           +20% food drops
sewer turtle-CommonY   +1 Stench+1      Shield
Sinful Desires-CommonY   +10 Spell       All spells cast are sleazy
Works only for Pastamancer spells
snake shield42 musCommonY+6   +7      Shield
snarling wolf shield42 musCommonY    +7 +40    Shield
Spanish fly trap-CommonN            
star buckler67 musCommonY+2+2+2 +10      Shield
stuffed can of asparagus-CommonG            
stuffed dodecapede-CommonG            
Tuesday's ruby45 mysCommonY           Enchantment changes by day
Monday: +5% Muscle
Tuesday: Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
Wednesday: +5% Mysticality
Thursday: +5% item drops
Friday: +5% Moxie
Saturday: Regenerate 3-7 HP per adventure
Sunday: +5% meat drops
white balloon-CommonY            
white satin shield25 musCommonY  +2 +5      Shield
wonderwall shield70 musCommonY    +12 +50    Shield
barskin buckler-Common*Y+2   +1      Shield
cardboard box turtle20 musCommon*Y+3   +4      Shield
clownskin buckler15 musCommon*Y   +3 Spooky+3      Shield
demon buckler25 musCommon*Y   +3 Hot+5      Shield
hippo skin buckler30 musCommon*Y+5   +5      Shield
Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
penguin skin buckler30 musCommon*Y  +5 +5      Shield
sebaceous shield2 musCommon*Y   +1 Stench
+1 Sleaze
+2      Shield
yakskin buckler30 musCommon*Y +5  +5      Shield
17-ball-RareY   +10 Spooky
+10 Stench
+10 Hot
+10 Cold
+10 Sleaze
hypnodisk-RareY          +25 
anniversary balloon-AscCommonG            
clockwork detective skull25 moxAscCommonY           Reveals approximate HP and power of monsters
giant stuffed bugbear-AscCommonG            
Glass Balls of the Goblin King20 mysAscCommonN +14          
heart-shaped balloon-AscCommonG            
Kevlar balloon-AscCommonG            
Mr. Balloon-AscCommonG+3+3+3         
Mylar balloon-AscCommonG            
Raggedy Hippy doll-AscCommonG            
red balloon-AscCommonG            
stuffed ghuol whelp-AscCommonG            
stuffed Mob Penguin-AscCommonG            
stuffed sabre-toothed lime-AscCommonG            
stuffed stab bat-AscCommonG            
Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
stuffed yeti-AscCommonG            
stuffed zmobie-AscCommonG            
thought balloon-AscCommonG            
gnauga hide buckler30 musAscCommon*Y+3+3+3 +5      Shield
arrow'd heart balloon-UnavailG            
bobble-hip hula elf doll-UnavailY+5+5+5      +15  
deck of tropical cards-UnavailY           +1 stat per fight
golden sausage-UnavailN            
ice baby-UnavailY           +3 stats per fight
incredibly creepy marionette40 mysUnavailY +3          
killer rag doll40 mysUnavailY+3           
mad scientist's sock monkey40 mysUnavailY  +3         
marionette40 mysUnavailY +3          
miniature stuffed Goth Giant-UnavailG            
off-hand balloon-UnavailY+1+1+1         
oyster basket-UnavailY            
pilgrim shield-UnavailY   +15 Melee+1/level +30    Shield
+3 stats per fight
Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
+50% weapon drops from monsters
pirate hook-UnavailN   +3 Melee        
rag doll40 mysUnavailY+3           
sock monkey40 mysUnavailY  +3         
Offhand Item Name Req Avail Trade Mus Mys Mox Damage DR Crit MHP Init Resistance Meat Item Misc
steaming evil75 mysUnavailY   +6 Hot
+6 Sleaze
+6 Spooky
Tiki lighter-UnavailY           +1 stat per fight
tropical paperweight-UnavailY           +1 stat per fight
voodoo doll-UnavailY +1          
wad of Crovacite-UnavailN+5+5+5+5 Spooky