Subjunctive KoL: OffhandItemListByAbsorb

This is a list of all offhand items known to me. The meaning of the columns is as follows:

• Name: The name of the offhand item.
• Req: The requirement to wear the offhand item.
• Avail: The availability of the offhand item. The possible values of this column are:
• Common: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, or crafted from items that can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase.
• Common*: This is a crafted item which uses items which can be obtained by normal adventuring and/or NPC purchase, but which requires a special skill to craft.
• Rare: This is a rare item. It can be obtained by normal adventuring, but with an extremely low probability.
• AscCommon: This item can be obtained by normal adventuring for an Ascended character (assuming that the Ascension is under the proper moon sign).
• AscCommon*: This is a crafted item which requires items which can be obtained normally by an Ascended character, and the appropriate advanced skill to craft.
• AscRare: This is a rare item which can only be obtained by adventuring with an Ascended character under the proper moon sign.
• AscReward: This is a reward item for performing an Ascension under certain conditions.
• Unavail: This item is not available to normal characters. It may be discontinued, an item associated with a past event, never implemented, or a special custom item. See UnavailableItems for more details.
• Trade: Whether or not this offhand item is tradeable. G means gift items, which can be sent but not sold.
• Mus: Muscle increase (or penalty).
• Mys: Mysticality increase (or penalty).
• Mox: Moxie increase (or penalty).
• An asterisk (*) next to a muscle, mysticality, or moxie increase indicates that this increase happens as a consequence of the intrinsic effect of the item, rather than directly. In practice this doesn't really make a difference.
• Damage: Bonus damage that you do.
• Abs: Damage absorption bonus.
• Crit: Additional critical hit multipliers. Remember, if you have multiple items which add a Critical Hit bonus, only the highest bonus applies.
• Resistance: Elemental resistance conferred.
• Meat: Meat drop bonus (in %).
• Item: Item drop bonus (in %).
• Misc: Any other properties of this item.

There are 62 offhand items in this list.

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Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Abs	Crit	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
anniversary balloon	-	AscCommon	G
arrow'd heart balloon	-	Unavail	G
basic meat foon	10 mus	Common	Y		+3		+3 Spell
box	-	Common	Y								+1
box-in-the-box	-	Common	Y								+2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	-	Common	Y								+3
Cloaca-Cola shield	-	Common	Y		+1								Shield
clockwork detective skull	25 mox	AscCommon	Y										Reveals approximate HP and power of monsters
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell						All spells cast are hot Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
coffin lid	10 mus	Common	Y							Spooky: Slight			Shield
continuum transfunctioner	-	Common	N
detective skull	15 mox	Common	Y										Reveals approximate HP of monsters
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	-	Common	Y		+1								Shield
easter egg balloon	35 mys	Common	N	+5	+5	+5
enchanted brass knuckles	10 mys	Common	Y						x2
fake hand	-	Common	G				-1 Melee						Gives extra offhand equipment slot
flaming talons	30 mys	Common	Y				+5 Melee +5 Fire
foon	-	Common	Y		+2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	-	Common	Y				+10 Spell						All spells cast are cold Works only for Pastamancer and Sauceror spells
giant stuffed bugbear	-	AscCommon	G
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Abs	Crit	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	20 mys	AscCommon	N		+14
gnauga hide buckler	30 mus	AscCommon*	Y	+3	+3	+3							Shield
green balloon	-	Common	Y
heart-shaped balloon	-	AscCommon	G
hippo skin buckler	30 mus	Common*	Y	+5									Shield
hypnodisk	-	Rare	Y									+25
ice baby	-	Unavail	Y										+1 stat per fight
joybuzzer	5 mus	Common	G										Grants "Shake Hands" combat skill
Kevlar balloon	-	AscCommon	G
kickback cookbook	-	Common	Y				+20 Spell
magic lamp	-	Common	Y		+5
magical ice cubes	-	Common	Y				+1 Cold
marionette	40 mys	Unavail	Y		+3
mini-zeppelin	-	AscCommon	G
miniature stuffed Goth Giant	-	Unavail	G
moxie magnet	-	Common	Y										MP calculated from Moxie rather than Mysticality
Mr. Balloon	-	AscCommon	G	+3	+3	+3
Mylar balloon	-	AscCommon	G
off-hand balloon	-	Unavail	Y	+1	+1	+1
oyster basket	-	Unavail	Y
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Abs	Crit	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
penguin skin buckler	30 mus	Common*	Y			+5							Shield
pirate hook	-	Unavail	N				+3 Melee
rag doll	40 mys	Unavail	Y	+3
Raggedy Hippy doll	-	AscCommon	G
red balloon	-	AscCommon	G
rice bowl	-	Common	Y										+20% food drops
sock monkey	40 mys	Unavail	Y			+3
star buckler	67 mus	Common	Y	+2	+2	+2							Shield
steaming evil	75 mus	Unavail	Y				+6 Fire +6 Sleaze +6 Spooky
stuffed can of asparagus	-	Common	G
stuffed dodecapede	-	Common	G
stuffed ghuol whelp	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed Mob Penguin	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed sabre-toothed lime	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed stab bat	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed yeti	-	AscCommon	G
stuffed zmobie	-	AscCommon	G
thought balloon	-	AscCommon	G
voodoo doll	-	Unavail	Y		+1
white balloon	-	Common	Y
Offhand Item Name	Req	Avail	Trade	Mus	Mys	Mox	Damage	Abs	Crit	Resistance	Meat	Item	Misc
white satin shield	25 mus	Common	Y			+2							Shield
yakskin buckler	30 mys	Common*	Y		+5								Shield