Review Rating Key
|Perfect score. Be the first in line!|
|Recommendation. Good stuff.|
|Marginal recommendation. Go for it if you're in the right mood.|
|Can't quite recommend it, but maybe you'll disagree.|
|Stay away. Go watch a sitcom instead.|
|0 Slices of Toast||Despicable and revolting. Those responsible should be exiled.|
I'm basically copying my rating system from Roger Ebert, best movie reviewer ever. Like him, I'd like to point out that ratings are adjusted for the genre. I think it'd be meaningless to compare Aliens, Amadeus, Braindead, and Dr. Strangelove. Obviously, Dr. Strangelove is a more intellectually significant movie than Braindead, but I'd give all of those movies 4 Slices because they're all top-of-class in their respective genres.